Who wants to read my Bible fanfiction

lemmer · Post by **lemmer** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:45 am

In a chilling twist, it is revealed that God does not exist. Discuss.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:26 am

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:28 pm

Jesus is crying! His friends don't know what's wrong! Can he bring himself to tell them the truth?

Post by **MadTom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 1:09 am

JESUS II: REVENGE OF JESUS

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:15 am

lemmer wrote:In a chilling twist, it is revealed that God does not exist. Discuss.

God does not exist, you say?

I was not aware of this.

When did he say this?

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:39 am

I wasn't aware those who did not exist had to explicitly state they did not exist! This is an interesting development.

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:05 am

Indeed! We must invent teleportation!

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:12 am

God does not exist. That means he is a very special boy.

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:31 am

Here comes a special boy!

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:39 am

Can someone please fucking tell me what "we must invent teleportation" even means or change my custom title from it to nothing because people keep saying it to me as some sort of clever response instead of an actual logical sensible response and it's pretty annoying

Edit: Nevermind, Flimsy PMed me about it

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:46 am

Very special indeed...

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:21 am

What does it mean?

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:57 am

nuero wrote:I wasn't aware those who did not exist had to explicitly state they did not exist! This is an interesting development.

" `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic."

well, that about wraps it up for god.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:04 am

Yeah I guess the existence of the Babel Fish really uh

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:12 am

you can't prove the babelfish doesn't exist!

/runs

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Who wants to read my Bible fanfiction

Who wants to read my Bible fanfiction

Re: Who wants to read my Bible fanfiction

We must invent teleportation!