I 'm finally drunbk for the first time
I 'm finally drunbk for the first time
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Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
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Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
Hey guys I forgot to tell you all the full story!
Well, here goes!
I got done with my last philosophy class, and my Scottish prof was all like "Let's all go to the bar and have us some drinks lol", so I went, and I drank a lot. I was really loud and funny and stuff, and things seemed kind of hazy and smooth. Also ale really doesn't taste so bad. Afterwards I went away from the place without paying (a real dick thing to do but I didn't mean to) and as soon as I stepped out of the bar I sprinted and ran as far as I could. I did this because I thought that some creepy older guy was going to take advantage of me. Sexually. My running was odd and I wobbled but man did I run far and fast. I ran through my college's electrical engineering building to find a bathroom but I only found the women's, so I had to go outside and piss near the radiator. Then I ran back to the front and I tripped and skinned my knee for the first time since I was like, 12, and then I ran all the way home. And when I got home I knocked down my shower curtain and I made this post! :)
I woke up the next morning, and my head was fine, but my legs hurt for a week. About a month later I summed up my story to Dexter by saying "Hey Marcus, you want to hear a story? One time I got drunk, and my legs hurt for a week!" All he said was "that's a nice story Guy."
So yeah.
Well, here goes!
I got done with my last philosophy class, and my Scottish prof was all like "Let's all go to the bar and have us some drinks lol", so I went, and I drank a lot. I was really loud and funny and stuff, and things seemed kind of hazy and smooth. Also ale really doesn't taste so bad. Afterwards I went away from the place without paying (a real dick thing to do but I didn't mean to) and as soon as I stepped out of the bar I sprinted and ran as far as I could. I did this because I thought that some creepy older guy was going to take advantage of me. Sexually. My running was odd and I wobbled but man did I run far and fast. I ran through my college's electrical engineering building to find a bathroom but I only found the women's, so I had to go outside and piss near the radiator. Then I ran back to the front and I tripped and skinned my knee for the first time since I was like, 12, and then I ran all the way home. And when I got home I knocked down my shower curtain and I made this post! :)
I woke up the next morning, and my head was fine, but my legs hurt for a week. About a month later I summed up my story to Dexter by saying "Hey Marcus, you want to hear a story? One time I got drunk, and my legs hurt for a week!" All he said was "that's a nice story Guy."
So yeah.