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crank wrote:Sorry dudes, I was totally drunk. Still, everything I said stands.
Last time i was drunk, I was up in Welland Ontario meeting a friend from online, next thing you know im in a bed with three women clamming and eatting out eachother... then the glorious chant "Devirginize the Virgin!"

Damn that felt good - cept for the ball bitting >.<

yeah i lost my virginity this year at the age of 20 bite me! umm wait no bitting...

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It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.
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... what the hell
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Inspired words from an inspired man.
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MaðTom wrote:... what the hell
quoted for truth

also that picture is the best thing ever
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I'm still trying to fully comprehend that picture. I don't think it's humanly possible.
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One of the most random of things i've seen in quite some time... since

:slap: the purple hippo dry humping the air and smacking...
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Hey guys

What's going on
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http://castlezzt.net/Stephanie-large[1].jpg

Huge picture used to be above
It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.
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on the search for unread posts theres a whole bunch
most of them are by some dude named wayne kerr
and theyre all enormous images im guessing
i seriously cannot comprehend what goes on inside that mans head
but maybe thats for the better
we all love you wayne kerr
we just don't want to read your posts
1, 2, 3, 4!

(Heavy metal drum beat accompanied by electric guitar. This goes on for about 40 seconds.)

Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)

You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...

Wayne Kerr, he's out of control! You know,
Going wild without purpose or goal! You know,
Image floods without substance or soul! You know,
Your bandwidth demons make my internet slow!

You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...

Wayne Kerr, you're going insane! You know,
Going wild without sense to refrain! You know,
Image to Eye as Acid to Brain! You know,
Your hallucinations will continue to growwwww!!!

Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)

You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...

Wayne Kerr, you're ready to fail! You know,
Going loopy with logic so frail! You know,
Image machine gun as sharp as a nail! You know,
You're so loveable, but so out of controlllll!!!

Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
(Fade out)
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It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.
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wayne kerr's a fathead
this is a deep and meaningful quote
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It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.
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Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
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That was close. You were almost a Jill sandwhich.
You're right!
Thanks Barry!

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