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Japanese music sucks

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:31 am
by 826

I walked with my girl
but it is no good
(chan-chan-chan)
no good

See the rocket flower
give you a dangerous melon
(chan-chan-chan)
melon

For the bird with two guitars
shall know the light cowboy
(chan-chan-chan)
cowboy

(chorus; warbled in English)
What was that
Tentacre Gilr
me and my Tentacre Girrrl-ru
dansu on tynee insehcts
Tentacre Girrrl-ru
(bakaaaa)


...I could have them eating out of my hand with disgusting shit like that.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:43 am
by FSFunky
oh meanrapeteefist-chan -_-;

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:24 pm
by Zenith Nadir
j-pop is for otaku fuckheads and anime soundtracks

j-rock on the other hand is fucking awesome

melt-banana, mad capsule markets and sigh are super cool

also badass noise shit like merzbow

merzbow is terrifying

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:52 pm
by Ando
Japanese music can be good when the singers stick to their own language.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:33 pm
by superbowl shuffle
malice mizer, shiina ringo, dir en grey, gackt, miyavi, kagraa, siam shade

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:58 am
by nuero
pillows

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 1:26 am
by Aplsos
Image

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:17 am
by Furry Jesus Freak
All you haters, listen to the Tenchi Muyo! soundtrack. Now. No? Please? Still no? FINE THEN! ULTIMATE TORTURE: I CONDEMN YOU TO PLAY JAGUAR GAMES FOR 15 HOURS STRAIGHT! MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA!
........
Crap. meanrapteefist-chan, don't get me started. Please.
Neuro: That was deep.

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:34 am
by Ryan Ferneau
milazzy's posts have become too painful to read

i must leave this world now Zaphod

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 3:42 am
by Aplsos
Ryan Ferneau wrote:i must leave this world now
the scalpel goes through the eye and into the brain.

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:45 am
by Ryan Ferneau
oops i missed

i guess i'll never make it out of here alive now

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:58 pm
by Zenith Nadir
<ryan f> I HAVE TO GO NOW. MY HOME PLANET NEEDS ME.

ryan died on the way back to his home planet

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 4:13 pm
by Alexis Janson
Sore wa ai ja nai~~.........
Ai wa sore ja nai~~.........
Ai shite 'ru kedo ai sarete wa inai.........

Kesshite ai ja nai~~.........
Ketsu wa ai ja nai~~.........
Ai shite 'ru kedo motometari wa shinai.........

Kono mi sasagete inochi nagedashi Wakime mo furazu Tada hitasura ni
Damashite sukashite yoko-hairi Tanin wo fumitaoshi keri wo kamashite

* Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite!
Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite! Tonzura koite
Tonzura koite!

Banana no kawa de koronde mo
Sore wa subete ano kata no tame.........
Shiite iu nara sore wa kitto
Ai to iu na no chuuseishin........................

Itsu mo ai ja nai~~.........
Ai wa itsu mo ja nai~~.........
Ai sare-sugicha kono mi ga mochimashen.........
Ai sare-sugicha kono mi ga mochimashen.........

Ima ga chansu da O-kaidoku! Guramu ikura de kono mi mo douzo
Guumin wo aite ni hito-soudou shinbun busata ni naru mae ni

* Repeat

Hito no michi sura hazurete mo
Sore wa tabun ano kata no tame.........
Migaeri nado motomeyashinai
Ai yori fukai chuuseishin........................

Ochite yuku no mo oboreru no mo
Nani mo kamo ga ano kata no tame
Baka demo aho demo kamawanai
Ai to iu na no chuuseishin........................

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:42 pm
by Ryan Ferneau
Now YOU are one outrageous dude.

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 6:39 pm
by Commodore
Melt Bannana is awesome. I saw them live. The guitarist wore a surgeon's mask and rocked, and the singer is extremely hott.