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JAZZY I'M CALLING YOU OUT

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Jazzy wrote: @#$% it all! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY SHOVE IT STAK! WHO IS THE DIP#$$% THAT CHANGED IT?!?! I'LL HAVE U ALL KNOW, I HATE FAGGOTS! ARGH!!!
jazzy i feel i must know what incurs this hatred of faggots in your otherwise goodly heart

have they hurt you personally? did a faggot kill your wife and have sex with your son? did a faggot sell your property to strip-miners? did a faggot kidnap you and peel your face off with a butter knife while you were unconscious?

or is it just because some guy from 2500 years ago said buttsex is wrong

please answer i would like to hear your reasons.
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Hey! I <i>allegedly</i> sold his property to strip miners! You can't prove anything!!!
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

jazzy please reply to this thread

this is an ideal forum to discuss your beliefs and views on controversial matters and if you want to impart your notions of good communication is the best way to go about it

i want to go to heaven but i feel i cannot until you explain why faggots are evil
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we're all just made up of science!
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science has failed mother earth =(
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middle earth... where the science is!
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Father Sky and Mother Earth created the Fourth World in which we currently Reside. Then the Najavos made some Sandpaintings about it, and sold some unrelated Sandpaintings to the White man. I'd tell you more, but I was Only paying enough attention to the video so I could write the paper. And what I've said is probably wrong.

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she was a real fine specimen of humanity
she had all the bits and pieces where God meant them to be
and every lash was a lover cooing so gently
while the fishes in the ocean swam gracefully

she cast her eyes and clenched her face
to a great big sea of jocks and apes

small town bullies
posers and fakes
two bit hustlers
junkies and snakes

they liked to slobber, dribble and drool
suckin' on their lagers, eyein' up the jewels
a-huffin' and a-puffin' and a-chokin' on the fuel
big bustin' broncos with big, bustin' tools

she walked right in, lighting up the joint
struttin' that mean stuff, stressing every point.
and their faces turned white as she settled in with ease
(complete brain malfunctions homosapiens disease)

as tongues untied, they bumbled over grunts
infantile slobbers, adolescent stunts
eager for the kill, but clueless to the hunt
slaves to the stereotype and puppets to the front

hold your fire! cool your jets! swallow your pride! disengage!

you apes ain't gonna make it just swinging in the trees
you better learn to walk upright 'fore she brings you to your knees

yeah the battle raged on, pheromones and gist
evolutionary wishes, jism and drips
test tube babies, chemicals that mix
too lethal to explode, but seething to hiss

Now it's time to unleash this metabolic overload,
the symphonies of planets, microcosmic superbowl
when push comes to shove, Mother Nature takes her toll
survival of the species, container for the soul

she looked real hard and cracked a grin
"i feel a little adrenaline...
i could use a little bit of discipline
who's come to play, let the party begin!"

they shrunk back soft
they shriveled and creaked
faces turning cherry
knees gone weak
blusterin' and a flusterin'
unable to speak
willing lambs to the slaughter gone all quiet and meek

and God, she created... civilization.

(and it didn't take long to whip these apes into shape...)
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Post by Stak »

Two days and still no Jazzy

I think Nadir scared him off
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Put Milamber in the topic title instead.
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But then Milamber will come and see that the thread is about Jazzy, not Milamber!

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Post by Furry Jesus Freak »

Sorry, I've been busy. ^_^; Why do I hate gays? Hmm.... well, it comes from a bad experience combined with the fact that homo(bi)sexuality is NOT A GOOD THING as defined in both the Old and New Testaments, and that I think it is sick and wrong and pillowbiters are just gay 'cause they can't get yiffed any other way. The bad experience? A friend's mom cheated on her disabled husband for another WOMAN, plus she is a bi-sexual whore. All in all, an unhappy story. v_v No, I didn't make this up; I am dead serious. I'm suprised at how almost gentle and caring Zenith Nadir came across as... it's kinda odd...
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

so jazzy are you saying that if a heterosexual woman had cheated on her husband you would hate all heterosexuals just as much for that very reason

because i sure would

forever and ever
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Post by Furry Jesus Freak »

No. I'd just call her a whore and, um, flip her off and stuff. Yeah. If no one of opposite genders marries, THAT MEANS NO MORE LITTLE <strike>BRATS</strike>KIDS AND WE'D ALL BE EXTINCT LIKE DINOSAURS!
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