JAZZY I'M CALLING YOU OUT

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:43 pm

I know a guy that looks and acts like mooseka. We were playing texas hold'em and he was going all in on like the worst cards ever.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 1:52 am

Revvy wrote:considering that the bible had to be hand-copied for everybody who wanted one, I'd say yes, it would be pretty easy.

I was talking about the <i>original</i> originals, the original tablets/scrolls/whatnot.

This debate can easily be argued both ways. Plenty of God's rules have been changed since the Old Testament, not by people, but by God Himself. For example, Jesus died on the cross and took punishment for our sins, thus eliminating the need for animal sacrifice for forgiveness. The problem comes when it is time to figure out which laws God wanted us to update and which ones God still wants us to obey.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:46 am

brb i need to climb some mountain and get the latest stone tablets

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:16 am

Doesn't God have a website somewhere for these updates now?

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 5:25 am

No, but there is this:

www.datejesus.com

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 2:59 pm

ok i've got them.

they're really stupid though. I think god was wasted.

VgameT · Post by **VgameT** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:01 am

uhh quantum you think that the original writings exist?
tell me you're joking
can you tell me where they are, then, because i'd be interested in seeing them

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:50 am

Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snowcone stand and began licking at the girl's eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure-like intensity. At times their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no-one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down concealing the girls face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girls eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting, it's pornography," exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice-cream smeared across her double chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants "No, no, no. This is beautiful, this is art."

Everyone quickly hushed up and took a step back as Jennifer rose and stood over the girl, examining her handiwork. Her heart layed motionless beneath her, seemingly dead. Her eyesockets dry and empty. Her heels and elbows sprayed and bloodied. Some on-lookers gasped in horror. Some swooned and fainted melodramatically. Most just stared in disbelief. Jennifer reached down between her thighs and pulled the crotch of her bathing suit to the side - exposing her vagina. The other girl slowly sat up and began sliding her fingers into Jennifer. A few minutes later, her wrists were in, then her elbows. Eventually she would completely disappear into her womb. Jennifer tilted her head to the side curiously. She heard the sound of a rickety-wooden roller-coaster in the distance. It's passengers screaming in mob terror. She knew that sooner or later they would realize that the ride wasn't stopping and they were all going to die.

I see you headless with me caressing your neck. My personal nightfall. An eclipse of the sunflowers. I feel so invisible. So Unknown. Coffin of dust. An illegible tombstone. They finally buried the gravedigger in the sky. I just need to shower in your amber and bathe in your earth.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:00 am

Aww, that was my favorite story ever. Read me another one!

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:33 am

VgameT wrote:uhh quantum you think that the original writings exist?
tell me you're joking
can you tell me where they are, then, because i'd be interested in seeing them

Have you ever heard of the <s>"Shift" and "Caps Lock" keys</s> Dead Sea Scrolls?

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 7:54 am

[quote][/quote]woah man that was fucked up

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:03 pm

I would hit that.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:52 am

Dr. Dos wrote:

ok i've got them.

they're really stupid though. I think god was wasted.

wowzers woodstock wroet the bible lolol

VgameT · Post by **VgameT** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:40 am

Quantum P. wrote:
VgameT wrote:uhh quantum you think that the original writings exist?
tell me you're joking
can you tell me where they are, then, because i'd be interested in seeing them
Have you ever heard of the <s>"Shift" and "Caps Lock" keys</s> Dead Sea Scrolls?

1. ziiiing.

2. the scrolls aren't the bible, they just seem vaguely similar to it. and if they were the original copy of the bible, it's clear that most of the scrolls were lost, and the ones we have are damaged, and therefore any part of the bible that isn't in the scrolls could still be changed. for that matter, any part of the bible could have been changed at all, because the scrolls were found long after the bible was written.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:26 pm

quantum and vgame are banned for fagging up the fag thread.

z2

JAZZY I'M CALLING YOU OUT

thanks to gofer, without whom this would not have been possi