z2

Has anyone here been diagnosed with either autism or Asperger's Syndrome? I sure have. Anyway, just curious.

Ando

is this like a disclaimer or something

"if i act dumb, it's not my fault :("

Oh no. I just want to know if anyone else here has what I have. I don't use my disability as an excuse for bad behavior (although some in my life will say otherwise).

Sorry for that misunderstanding.

Ando

aspergum

I have both of them, High Functioning, which makes me Super intelligent and I fixate on computers. I might seems like a fucking retard on the forums but in class i'm fucking smart.

Zguy79 wrote:I have both of them, High Functioning, which makes me Super intelligent and I fixate on computers. I might seems like a fucking retard on the forums but in class i'm fucking smart.

Yeah, that's how it usually is. How long have you had the diagnosis?

Ando

Hey Ando, here's a cool tip 4 u: Stop writing Ando at the end of each post, that's what sigs are for.

Clecky wrote:Hey Ando, here's a cool tip 4 u: Stop writing Ando at the end of each post, that's what sigs are for.

It's no big deal. But whatever.

Oh, but it is important! Every time you do that, Clecky bites another finger or toe off this baby:

Don't you wave your aspergillum at me, boy.

I'd hate you, but if I hate anyone, everyone else gets all "OMG SHUT UP STAK".

So instead, welcome to z2.

<Nadir> panda you're right
<Nadir> it's tyrannous
<Nadir> time for death
<MysteriousMike> yeah
<MysteriousMike> funky said so
<Nadir> there
<Nadir> bint@stopard.co.uk
<Nadir> even if it weren't STOPARD (which is tyrannous' surname)
<Nadir> he only uses .co.uk addresses ever
<Nadir> so it's easy to identify him
<MysteriousMike> haha
<MysteriousMike> bint? b-intelligence? b as in baby?
<Nadir> bint is like 40's slang for "chick"
<Nadir> what a fuckhead
<MysteriousMike> come here bint
<Nadir> anyway he's banned
<MysteriousMike> good
<MysteriousMike> i almost tore my eyes out when i saw 1 of his posts

tyrannous is weird.

Autism is a hereditary condition whereby (more often boys than girls) the subject is indelibly afflicted with idiosyncratic behaviour patterns, arising from malfunctions in a – ironically – larger-than-usual left-lateral¹ cerebrum. This leads to tragically grotesque foibles, uncontrollable spasms, and a starkly heightened sense of justice – Asperger’s cases cannot lie apparently, although if you asked them if they masturbated, I think this theory would vanish in a puff of logic, but I digress.

¹ Because the left-lateral cerebrum deals with reasoning and logic, the subject invariably suffers slight malfunctions in the right-lateral cerebrum – the formidably extraordinary quantum calculator; often thought as the greatest enigma of the universe – as well, because this centre, although not logical by nature, requires an initial logic viewpoint before intuition kicks in and creativity begins; however, this is so slight² that many Autistic subjects can become great artists and scientists, even great orators.

² Autistic foibles and idiosyncratic, subversive sentiments invariably appear more heightened than they actually are. Most of what you see is based in the subject’s odd appearance. Autistics often dress in bizarre fashions, wearing jackets indoors, hardly any layers on cold winter days, and overdoing it with clothing in the summer – Autistics have very peculiar social qualities too; they cannot easily relate to the regular warrior-like man, both virile and swaggering. (This isn’t due to a refusal, though; it’s just that they don’t understand normal virility, perhaps on a subconscious level.)

<i>My name is James "Tyrannous" Stoppard and I just won't leave you alone.</i>

fuck off tyrannous