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the realm of a drunken man!

as you can see, im not entirely drunk, and ths requires painstaking effort to make this legibel. im sure this post will get a lot more incoherent as the day wanes....... here it is 2:26 pm and i have a bottle of whisky in my hand. the day is good

i'd like to write for you all, a story
a story about a man named phunk
about his life his travels and where he left his toys

table of contents
1a. who i am
1b. who i love
1c. who i hate

2a. fanfiction
2b. a cool storry

1a. who i am
i'm phunk
people dont like me a lot wxcept for when i am drunk
i guess thats what my use is
im the locla raging alcohoclic
i used to be poliey999999 and i used to fifght with furdir a lot
good times
i made a good game and it got good rteviews
then i left
a year later i came back to #la and met mooseka who haopen to be the only man for me
thats when #rawr started i was ana op there for a whele and i fleft for somereason again ! i dont know hwy buti think it had to do with people i used to hate like goferchan getting oppes id ont remember it was relaly gay
so then ri realized that i was ebing gay so i came bakc
and then the ninja kitties attacked
end chapter 1a

1b. people i love
mooseka - he made me the man i am today
clecky - hes a cool duide btu where tyeh fuck di he go
nadir - even though he hates me i love hima lot. im sorry i called yo furdir
gofer - i used to hate you a lot but then i talke to you and you were a really col guy
- thansk for the good books
dr. dos - im sorry for makeing fun of your sexual orinetation even tyhough you are dumb coon
fsfunky - you were cool from the getgo
nuero - i dont know. i dont hate you so you go here and you come with me when i pull prakns and cybersexxx
dave2 - you inspired me to even give art a chance and you helped me learn flash a little you rock
madtom - youir the most calm cool and collected person i know <:)
homz - nevber talkled to you bnefore but you rkc on the forunms

1c. people i hate
zzo38 - i wish you wud just tell me who you ar
tyrannous - nobody likes you everybody hates you
:*: - you torture me to no end

if your not oma one of ehse lists then get the fuck our of my house

2a. fanfiction
is for the fags

2b. a coool sory
i have a lovely bunch of coconuts
deedly deedly here ther are standing in a row
bum bum bum
big ones small ones
bash them wiht you head

the end for now, tubbies
pleas take into mind tht every time i think of somting i wjill att it to thsi postg

:x you are very drunk

No he's not, you can still understand his typing. When real men get drunk, you don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

395 wrote::x you are very drunk

Where can I obtain more information about "drunk"?

there's a "library" down the street where you could take in a few "volumes"