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The "official" penis size thread, POST QUESTIONS H
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:11 pm
by wildkarrdex
Alright, after another long, long, long thread about penis size, I recieved a few PMs about the [now gone] penis size thread being too long. So, here you have a brand new one to fill up with questions and answers.
As always, we'll do our best to give you the right answers and do it fast -- and you guys can make our job a lot easier by keeping every penis size post in this thread! We do appreciate it, and now...
...ask away. And make sure you vote in the poll as well, it'll be the ultimate resource to go along with what I'm sure will turn out to be a tremendously long thread.
[Make sure you read the Boys Puberty FAQ before posting!]
Thanks to govteen for this informative idea for an important post!
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:07 pm
by Mooseka
my vote is in.
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:21 pm
by 46
A billion million miles
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:19 am
by Dr. Dos
Whoops I said 8-9, I didn't realize you meant when it was erect omglol
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:36 pm
by FSFunky
Heh, you expect to me to calculate the metric equivalent! SURELY THE HUGE NUMBERS WOULD REQUIRE A SUPERCOMPUTER TO PROPERLY CALCULATE...
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:01 am
by phunk
2 inches flaccid
4.5 inches erect
and the sad part is that i'm not even kidding
at least i have fsf
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:11 am
by Mooseka
IF PHUNK HAS GOTTEN LAID THERE IS HOPE FOR ME YET.
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:13 pm
by Kjorteo
There should be more categories aside from "less than 8" so people like me with six don't get tossed in the same pile as..like...three. =(
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:30 am
by Mooseka
kjoreoheorhyrjyhiwrj six or three doesn't matter.
ladies still can't feel when you're in.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:11 am
by Ryan Ferneau
...They aren't that deep. Really.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:16 am
by phunk
yeah ryan's right
you really don't need to be in that deep, anyway
porno is misleading
and having sex in real life is funny
i had to restrain my laughter at the sound of my balls slapping up against her ass
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:35 am
by Kjorteo
Well, porn lies to you about the whole hierarchy of 'masturbation is OK, petting from someone else is better, intercourse is HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD ORGASM.' In real life, you get used to masturbation enough that actual sex feels weird and your body doesn't really know what to make of it, which can easily lead to trouble performing.
That or I'm just a failure in bed. =(
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:20 am
by Ryan Ferneau
Let's just say that porno in general is a sham.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:43 am
by phunk
Kjorteo wrote:Well, porn lies to you about the whole hierarchy of 'masturbation is OK, petting from someone else is better, intercourse is HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD ORGASM.'
first off, masturbation is okay.
second, i agree that someone else jerking you off is awkward.
third, intercourse is better. not with canines, as in your case, but with a human female, yes it is better.
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:36 am
by Ryan Ferneau
Okay, but what if you manage to masturbate like 20 times in a row? Is that still worse?