on the search for unread posts theres a whole bunch
most of them are by some dude named wayne kerr
and theyre all enormous images im guessing
i seriously cannot comprehend what goes on inside that mans head
but maybe thats for the better
we all love you wayne kerr
we just don't want to read your posts
1, 2, 3, 4!
(Heavy metal drum beat accompanied by electric guitar. This goes on for about 40 seconds.)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
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You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...
Wayne Kerr, he's out of control! You know,
Going wild without purpose or goal! You know,
Image floods without substance or soul! You know,
Your bandwidth demons make my internet slow!
You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...
Wayne Kerr, you're going insane! You know,
Going wild without sense to refrain! You know,
Image to Eye as Acid to Brain! You know,
Your hallucinations will continue to growwwww!!!
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
You cannot comprehend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
The remarkable new trend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Your mind you must defend (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
His images suffocating suffocating suffocating...
Wayne Kerr, you're ready to fail! You know,
Going loopy with logic so frail! You know,
Image machine gun as sharp as a nail! You know,
You're so loveable, but so out of controlllll!!!
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
Wayne Kerrrrrr!!! (wayne kerr wayne kerr)
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