What is the best thread ever on Z2?

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:21 pm

I saw that the forums were going to hell so I saved some things.

Amercian Pie - Don McLean
TO
Karen Lai Pie - Fishfood

A long, long time ago... I can still remember how
that skepty used to make me smile
And I knew all those games he would make
with no violence and no red fakes,
And maybe i would ban them in a while

But that xabbott he made shiver,
With every news post he'd deliver,
More posts about his earring...
Dragonlord was fearing

And it was then our self proclaimed sire
Told that staff of which he hired
that they wern't needed, they where fired..
The day the archive died

Soo..Bye, bye miss karen lai!!!
Xabbott tried to stop us but we where ready to fight
and zamros wants to turn this into a gay porn site
and that'll be the day that I die
yeah that'll will be the day that I die

Did you write Code Red: SE
and do you want the ZZTers to be free
from evil xab shaped tyranny?
Do you believe in banning scorch
Can funk ever make a funny joke?
Then maybe he wont be so useless!

Well I know that knightts a bit overweight
but he just cant save us from the hate
i'll just make some more stupid rules
another excuse to ban you fools

And I told nadir he wouldnt last
but he replied just oh so fast
he likes the offspring and doesn't care
the day the archive died

I started singin'...

Soo..Bye, bye miss karen lai!!!
Xabbott tried to stop us but we where ready to fight
and zamros wants to turn this into a gay porn site
and that'll be the day that I die
yeah that'll will be the day that I die

Now for 11 years we've been so alive
despite you tell us ZZT has died
But we never listened anyway

When dragonlord took over the zz-torg
he hired me but we couldnt afford
to make the site what we have today

well we managed it before we where cut
we hired crank, he cannot nut
The site was taken down
and yeah fishfood won the crown

While zzt net's traffic was halved
we all just sat back and we laughed
And we laughed at godedrps stupid voice
The day the archive died

We were singin'

Soo..Bye, bye miss karen lai!!!
Xabbott tried to stop us but we where ready to fight
and zamros wants to turn this into a gay porn site
and that'll be the day that I die
yeah that'll will be the day that I die

Gregory Reed and Anthony Strachen
Handed the website over to kracken
would she run it any good?

And so it came to be there was a sign
that people like mono would always whine
was kracken really turning into her parents?

Well it didnt matter anyway
too many people had their say
and fish posted on LJ
and he wondered what funk would say

so fishfood took the site back again,
and he banned the RPG thread 'cause it was lame.
but ZZT was never the same,
The day the archive died
We started singing

Soo..Bye, bye miss karen lai!!!
Xabbott tried to stop us but we where ready to fight
and zamros wants to turn this into a gay porn site
and that'll be the day that I die
yeah that'll will be the day that I die

and some people couldn't understand
the rules we set and the people we banned
but we stopped caring anyway
So come on, Krack be loving, krack be kind
even to zenryokus kind
'Coz it was 'ard - i give you five stars!

And I remember the hours of rage
caused by that BAT file redmage made
that night he was at a rave
but not a shit we gave

but it taught us a, lesson dont you see
dont keep files in c:\zzt
I think vedic wants to go out with me
the day the archive died

And i told krack that it would not pay
to join a server run by haze
But she and cait didnt listen again

and then some people whined some more
moved to a server we used years before
But chanop has a habit of being gay

And on the boards the members sighed
the admins laughed and scorch ran to hide
but some of the threads were locked
some random newbies where mocked

And now so many things have changed
but we dont need them to say the same
nobody knows madtoms real name
The day the archive died.

They were singin'

Soo..Bye, bye miss karen lai!!!
Xabbott tried to stop us but we where ready to fight
and zamros wants to turn this into a gay porn site
and that'll be the day that I die
yeah that'll will be the day that I die

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:56 pm

oof i thought that was lost forever

you are truly the man of the hour

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:11 am

that's a million times better now since I know who godedrp and kracken are. THAT's HOW OUT OF TOUCH I WAS BACK THEN.

Anyways MOOSEKA YOU WILL DO A COVER OF THAT. IT WOULD ROCK HARD.

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:57 am

Remember, I saved that the day Mark Lu hacked the site and I think there were some crazy word filters.

How much of the errors are word filters and how much are Fishfood's inferior grammar, I don't know.

You have no one to blame but yourselves, though. I thought we were hacked 8(.

Post by **zamros** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:09 am

who remembers the ZZTUDE/ICARERAERES fight

they were the SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was the best fucking thread ever, it had a twist ending

235 · Post by **235** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:56 am

I remember that, but not that good. I thought his name was also like zztgreek or some shit like that.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:26 am

Icaeres and ZZTude weren't the same person but they were fags who went to school together or something and they staged the fight

It was lame

I remember ZZTude said everything was "PATHETIC!!!!@"

46 · Post by 46 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:07 pm

was THEY CALL ME HARDASS MCGRAW on here or on torg

because that was the best one

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:15 pm

i don't remember that

what was it

i think the title was my doing though

46 · Post by 46 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:13 pm

Someone changed their name to HARDASS MCGRAW and posted a thread about atomizing things with their hardass

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME HARDASS MCGRAW

Terryn · Post by **Terryn** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:54 pm

That was fejj! On DigiMZX! That was probably concurrently posted on zzt.org as well.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:46 pm

yikes

46 · Post by 46 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:57 am

Oh well that's pretty old then.

Mono's rant about making the staff forum public was a barrel of laughs too

Zandor 12 · Post by **Zandor 12** » Mon May 03, 2004 4:07 am

The PETA thread was a pretty cool debate that went all over the place and made me hate WiL for some reason I don't remember anymore. There's other great threads too but I can't remember the names.

48 · Post by 48 » Mon May 03, 2004 11:51 am

The million page long fight between me, Zamros and Tyrannous about objectivity, subjectivity and how the people on the 9/11 planes died because they lacked moral benevolence or something.

THAT was the best. God, I wish I could read that again.

Hardass McGraw comes second.