The story of ZZT, in five word segments
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let's review, shall we
THE STORY SO FAR (not included: various archangel idiocy, one overlapped nupanick line. all lines are reproduced as is, with occasional added punctuation for clarity):
One day Tim Sweeney was possessed by a primordial daemon and came upon the great castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 9/11, and it was good. He was Tim Sweeny! He could escape the dungeons of zzt, but not without a giant butt rolling around the countryside. The butt's name was Nadir. It would rescue MadTom's balls, sometimes. other times it would wait for a crisis first. Then its name was Fungahhh. sometimes Sweeny used the butt to decimate the ranks of the legions of the Scorch3000, legions which rose from the scabs on Scorch's face. Zamros, never one to miss a castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 9/11, entered the Dungeons of ZZT and found a gem (gives you health) and met Dr. Bob, who was instantly molested. Eventually, after repeated rapes, the doctor began construction of a fantabulous REVENGE PLAN AGAINST TIM SWEENEY, the only downfall of which it was written on napkins, scrawled hastily and with vigour, in menstrual blood and semen. And then Sailor Moon appeared.
sailor moon was quickly shot. And then Sailor Moon appeared. Sailor Moon was incensed by Archangel Castlezzt.net Aol Instant Messenger 9/11's And Then Sailor Moon Appeared! And then Sailor Moon appeared, and disappeared, and then reappeared, And then was incensed by archangel once more. =)
Archangel just plain can't count. Zenith Nadir speaks the truth.
Sailor Moon's corpses then became Schroedinger's Moon, existing and not-existing, and it invented teleportation. Moosekia had not been born yet. However, ZZT was still known for its inginuity and pizzazz.
Dude, yesterday, ZZT was off starring Seann William Scott as Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Goon, and Sailor Monsoon, all playing 1000 blank white cards. Suddenly, without warning, it happened: Sailor Moon did NOT appear. A cry went up from Nupanick, Z2's newest furry, who doubts that, but doesn't care.that nadir is sex machine because archangel can count. Cheese is the magic ingedient. Magic Johnson passed the ball to Captain Planet hes our hero
Archangel doesn't understand punctuation, period. "I love you, you love" he said, locking this thread. lock this lockblock to my head. But back to Sailor madtom fell in love with Archangel, who checked z2 every two seconds, wanting a ban. Nadir granted his wish. The masses rejoiced, and the whole populous cried out in collective glee, and bowed down to Tim Sweeney, now a macrocosmic 3D game designer who hates lions, tigers and bears oh no he'll kill us all.
castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 911!
Rogue neural complex subdivisions were galvanising picturesque visions of dainty tiniest babies in universe, which evocatively enough, were quickly building madtom's balls are in crisis TEH 5IF7H! Then they became a duo of unfettered vexers. Tim decided to wage war against Dr. Bob, who had given him AIDS. God AIDS. AIDS that makes you as retarded as Scorch. So Tim created zzt and man rejoiced. Suddenly, a time machine landed on madtom's balls, and the future Queen of Jellybean walked into the jellybean castle and thought, "Well, that's that." However, something terrible lurked within. It
THE STORY SO FAR (not included: various archangel idiocy, one overlapped nupanick line. all lines are reproduced as is, with occasional added punctuation for clarity):
One day Tim Sweeney was possessed by a primordial daemon and came upon the great castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 9/11, and it was good. He was Tim Sweeny! He could escape the dungeons of zzt, but not without a giant butt rolling around the countryside. The butt's name was Nadir. It would rescue MadTom's balls, sometimes. other times it would wait for a crisis first. Then its name was Fungahhh. sometimes Sweeny used the butt to decimate the ranks of the legions of the Scorch3000, legions which rose from the scabs on Scorch's face. Zamros, never one to miss a castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 9/11, entered the Dungeons of ZZT and found a gem (gives you health) and met Dr. Bob, who was instantly molested. Eventually, after repeated rapes, the doctor began construction of a fantabulous REVENGE PLAN AGAINST TIM SWEENEY, the only downfall of which it was written on napkins, scrawled hastily and with vigour, in menstrual blood and semen. And then Sailor Moon appeared.
sailor moon was quickly shot. And then Sailor Moon appeared. Sailor Moon was incensed by Archangel Castlezzt.net Aol Instant Messenger 9/11's And Then Sailor Moon Appeared! And then Sailor Moon appeared, and disappeared, and then reappeared, And then was incensed by archangel once more. =)
Archangel just plain can't count. Zenith Nadir speaks the truth.
Sailor Moon's corpses then became Schroedinger's Moon, existing and not-existing, and it invented teleportation. Moosekia had not been born yet. However, ZZT was still known for its inginuity and pizzazz.
Dude, yesterday, ZZT was off starring Seann William Scott as Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Goon, and Sailor Monsoon, all playing 1000 blank white cards. Suddenly, without warning, it happened: Sailor Moon did NOT appear. A cry went up from Nupanick, Z2's newest furry, who doubts that, but doesn't care.that nadir is sex machine because archangel can count. Cheese is the magic ingedient. Magic Johnson passed the ball to Captain Planet hes our hero
Archangel doesn't understand punctuation, period. "I love you, you love" he said, locking this thread. lock this lockblock to my head. But back to Sailor madtom fell in love with Archangel, who checked z2 every two seconds, wanting a ban. Nadir granted his wish. The masses rejoiced, and the whole populous cried out in collective glee, and bowed down to Tim Sweeney, now a macrocosmic 3D game designer who hates lions, tigers and bears oh no he'll kill us all.
castlezzt.net aol instant messenger 911!
Rogue neural complex subdivisions were galvanising picturesque visions of dainty tiniest babies in universe, which evocatively enough, were quickly building madtom's balls are in crisis TEH 5IF7H! Then they became a duo of unfettered vexers. Tim decided to wage war against Dr. Bob, who had given him AIDS. God AIDS. AIDS that makes you as retarded as Scorch. So Tim created zzt and man rejoiced. Suddenly, a time machine landed on madtom's balls, and the future Queen of Jellybean walked into the jellybean castle and thought, "Well, that's that." However, something terrible lurked within. It
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
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