Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
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It is late but I need to weigh in on Star War s
All right, what's the deal with this movie, or as a wise man once said, "where's the proof of this stupid movie". This had like no good parts and no connections to the other movies. Tolken didn't get to do anything. Georgia Jarjarhead didn't get to do anything. Vile Fett didn't get to do anything, just his stunt doubles. Mr. Palpable was cool, but then he shot too much electricity into Colicky Baby's popsicle, and then he just got weird and stupid and boring. Why did Ankin even like him. Why did the stunt doubles do the route 66 kills just because he said so. Why did General Grievance get less cool except for saying "YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR". Why don't these sentences end with question marks. The movie doesn't answer any of these important questions.
Why did Yoder lift off in that tiny rocket and not eat Chewbacca?
The movie didn't live up to any promises at all. It had the ship with the white walls, but we didn't see the rebels steal the rebel plans for rebelling against the death star by shooting into its rebel death star hole. We didn't see Darth kill Ankin, either. The writers got all confused and had him kill Pad Me instead. (Imadoofus is actually Pad Me and Pad Me is actually Imadoofus, so he killed the wrong one anyway.) I guess Darth did have a good reason for saying "no.", but that's not a good reason to make a bad movie bad badly. And Ewan McGregor, you are not a good OB1; the real Jedi knight was in Batman Begins, training Batman to be an evil ninja.
So in closing, this guy was cool:

"I'm so worthless." C3p0
Why did Yoder lift off in that tiny rocket and not eat Chewbacca?
The movie didn't live up to any promises at all. It had the ship with the white walls, but we didn't see the rebels steal the rebel plans for rebelling against the death star by shooting into its rebel death star hole. We didn't see Darth kill Ankin, either. The writers got all confused and had him kill Pad Me instead. (Imadoofus is actually Pad Me and Pad Me is actually Imadoofus, so he killed the wrong one anyway.) I guess Darth did have a good reason for saying "no.", but that's not a good reason to make a bad movie bad badly. And Ewan McGregor, you are not a good OB1; the real Jedi knight was in Batman Begins, training Batman to be an evil ninja.
So in closing, this guy was cool:

"I'm so worthless." C3p0
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"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
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"What?"
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"What?"
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"What?"
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"What?"
"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master."
"What?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"
"What?"
"Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you, say what one more time!"
"What?"
"Fine you can be a master."