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philosophy
You are a bad homosexual. Look at your avatar! It's g4y. Okay, now: being gay means having no kids. Because you marry men if you're male (no vagina) or women if you're female (no penis).
Remember the Monty Python song "Every sperm is sacred":
Every sperm is wasted,
If it doesn't bear.
So, first, sever ties with your homosexual friends, stop your homosexual moves, stop watching hentai. Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING could get you in a greater sexual danger than being gay. And, YES, if you were wondering, thousands of Australians are gay.
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I did!--I did!--You're quicker than your friend... Now for a handful of guilders I happen to have a private and uncut performance of The Rape of the Sabine Women-or rather woman, or rather Alfred--. Get your skirt on, Alfred--
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You're a jerk.
fucktard. out of my thread
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Well, I don't think I've ever read a post quite like his. On these forums at least... so my guess is that he's new.
I did!--I did!--You're quicker than your friend... Now for a handful of guilders I happen to have a private and uncut performance of The Rape of the Sabine Women-or rather woman, or rather Alfred--. Get your skirt on, Alfred--
Re: philosophy
That's going to be the name of my album.Lord of the Spades wrote:sexual danger
eh hey, commodore! what should I add to my (outdated) saga!
eh hey! what should I add to my Saga?
Here's how it goes so far:
The three witches, the Fates, have given Scott Hammack a bad dream. So they go to yenraB, who tells them that KingBat was a former porn-star. They have to confirm it, but KingBat's computer is on Magrathea, so hey take the space bus. They first land on Damogran, and melt Bart Simpson's elephant-sized bubble. Then the witches summon Aprithia and sacrifice Legendd to him, and then Scott Hammack and Adam Parrish find Random, Arthur Dent's daughter, who accidentally teleports them to Placidia and back. On planet Frinchamgoga, they find Zuljin who has become a jerk and they ask him what he's crying about and find out he's crying about Scott Hammack.
What should I add next?
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