Time-Travel

518 · Post by **518** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:42 am

Our first time-travel test is simple and practically non-existant. We are only going to send an electric jolt back in time. It won't cause a thing, I swear. ~Mr Adams

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An unnatural jolt that sends a fly into a house.

a boost of friction that sets a small paper on fire

the smoke of the fire that enters ventilation

the catch stuck by collected smoke dust

the bending of the catch creating sparks

the sparks alighting the dust

the dustball going through ventilation into the wall

the degrading of the wall due to dustball

the exposure of wiring due to degradation of the wall

the degradation of the wiring

the extended sparks due to degradation of the wiring

the misled fuse due to extended sparks.

the burst of flame that comes from the fuse

the flame hitting the paper to send it into new flame

the new flame hitting other paper

an entire burning box

the box tumbles due to its loss in mass

the box hitting other boxes

a burning box collection

a spark from the collection

the spark hitting exposed wiring

all the wiring in the house beginning to burn

the walls are burning

the floor begins to burn

the furniture is burning

the house is burning

the yard is burning

the dog is burning

the loss of the dog

the boys misunderstanding about the loss of the dog

the boy to get lost because of this

the boy to leave the family

the family to frantically look for the boy

the mother getting angrier and personality worse

the fight between mother and another mother

the jailtime of the mother

the father goes insane

the father holds up a bank

the police are after the father

the police miss the storming of an angry mob

the mob burns the police station

the fire spreads to other buildings

the town is aflame

the town is stricken by the ever-growing mob

the fire and destruction distract a pilot

the pilot cant think about anything else all day

the pilot alerts a guard what happens

the guard is distracted from his work

the guard fails to notice terrorists coming from behind him

the terrorists seize the plane

the terrorists crash the plane into a building

the building burns down

the country is upset

the country goes to war loudly

the loud war enables a terrorist leader to escape

the leader stumbles upon a hidden cache of nuclear missles

the leader fires one of the missles at the us and misses hitting russia

russia shoots missles at the us

the us retaliates

other countries get involved

the world is consumed by radiation

all the humans die

all the animals die

the atmosphere collapses

everything dies

earth is empty

an unbalancing of the earth's output radiation sends its spin directly into mars

the explosion sets the sun to overlap the rest of the planets

the overlap causes a nearby star to just barely begin moving towards the sun

the movement sets the galaxy to implode

the huge black hole formed sucks the entire universe into it

the universe dissapears

there is nothing

damn you, mr adams.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:34 am

I got lazy, but the concept of universal destruction is always nice. Let's send that electricity!

Edit: :whole:

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:55 am

Fortunately, destroying the universe prevented us from sending that jolt back in time, and so the universe is saved. Hooray!

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:17 am

paradox

598 · Post by **598** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:42 am

too bad time travel is impossible to begin with.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:49 am

That's what YOU think! *travels through time*

nps · Post by **nps** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:46 am

pwn3d

48 · Post by 48 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:04 pm

Knightt wrote:too bad time travel is impossible to begin with.

Bullshit. Right now I'm travelling through time at a rate of one minute per minute.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:25 pm

But you're dividing time by time, so... Is that a unitless quantity?

518 · Post by **518** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:34 pm

If time = 1, then you could technically travel at a rate of -1 minute per -1 minute.

598 · Post by **598** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:55 pm

"Bullshit. Right now I'm travelling through time at a rate of one minute per minute."

or so you say!

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:42 am

Time travel is possible. I'm going to travel into the future. Okay, I'm back and I have seen the future. The next person to post here is going to say: "A British n***** is just a blacker cracker." Or be a fag.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:35 am

sticky wicket isn't cricket

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:26 am

Don't drink the chocolate milk! DON'T DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!

598 · Post by **598** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 12:28 am

in an episode of the simpsons, homer found a toaster or something like that that made him travel back in time. he proceeded to keep going back and forth to the present, screwing up the world. yay.

... time travel to the past isn't possible, unless you go so fast tha-- oh. wait. you'd burn up.

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