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I agree, I hate it when they keep making "re-makes" of old games....Sigh. They just cant let them go, can they?Project wrote:I know this has been pointed out countless times on every message board ever, but does anyone else have the mental image of the head of Nintendo fucking a rotting corpse with a bunch of gamers and game reviewers having a circle-jerk around it? Because it's pretty vivid to me.
Eventually Nintendo won't bother to introduce any new games and simply produce sequels/prequels to about three or four franchises over and over again. Picture SUPER MARIO 13287489714: LET THERE BE MARIO in which you guide sperm through Mario's mother's birth canal to fucking create Mario as a zygote. ULTRA EXCITING EMBRYO ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NINTENDO POWER AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Also, the Game Boy Metroid (I think that one's Return of Samus) is crap. Looking back on it, I'm surprised that I liked it enough to see it through to the end. I like Super Metroid far more, and Fusion is pretty good too (actual plot this time? Neato.) Although I have to admit, RoS's boss WAS pretty cool, plus you could leave the chamber if things weren't looking your way and recharge energy elsewhere. I liked the evolving Metroids; a creepy, well executed idea, but all the random wandering around lost really ruined the fun out for me. I'M A WUSS WHO LIKES AUTO-MAPPING.
Also, the Game Boy Metroid (I think that one's Return of Samus) is crap. Looking back on it, I'm surprised that I liked it enough to see it through to the end. I like Super Metroid far more, and Fusion is pretty good too (actual plot this time? Neato.) Although I have to admit, RoS's boss WAS pretty cool, plus you could leave the chamber if things weren't looking your way and recharge energy elsewhere. I liked the evolving Metroids; a creepy, well executed idea, but all the random wandering around lost really ruined the fun out for me. I'M A WUSS WHO LIKES AUTO-MAPPING.
Reason and logic had led people into the horrors of war; the only route to salvation was to reject logic and embrace anarchy and the irrational.
RoS had great atmosphere, nothing like entering a room and having an Omega Metroid swoop down on you going EWAAUAWU.
Nintendo should give up on consoles and just license out their big hit characters. There's less and less in-house development going on, Metroid Prime was developed in America for chrirssdfsdakes
Nintendo should give up on consoles and just license out their big hit characters. There's less and less in-house development going on, Metroid Prime was developed in America for chrirssdfsdakes
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Yeah, Nintendo Power is crap. The only remaining issue I have of that was the special one from when Mega Man X for SNES first came out with a shiny cover.
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Yeah, Nintendo Power is crap. The only remaining issue I have of that was the special one from when Mega Man X for SNES first came out with a shiny cover.
Shiny....I like shiny things.Stiltzkin wrote:Flip the flyer attire the females desire
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Yeah, Nintendo Power is crap. The only remaining issue I have of that was the special one from when Mega Man X for SNES first came out with a shiny cover.
Same here, same here.Zandor 12 wrote:NINTENDO POWER AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Also, the Game Boy Metroid (I think that one's Return of Samus) is crap. Looking back on it, I'm surprised that I liked it enough to see it through to the end. I like Super Metroid far more, and Fusion is pretty good too (actual plot this time? Neato.) Although I have to admit, RoS's boss WAS pretty cool, plus you could leave the chamber if things weren't looking your way and recharge energy elsewhere. I liked the evolving Metroids; a creepy, well executed idea, but all the random wandering around lost really ruined the fun out for me. I'M A WUSS WHO LIKES AUTO-MAPPING.
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once I found a bunch of old Nintendo Powers at a garage sale and they were 10 cents each, and I still liked Nintendo Power then, on account of it being a magazine about video games (!), but I only had some pocket change so I wasn't able to buy the entire stack, and apparantely back in the day NP had some kickass continuing comics about Mario and Zelda that I'm pretty sure were just colorized manga, but I was missing about half of the chapters and was sad. Also, I remember a really neat article about games that came out in Japan but not in the US, and I was all "HOW DARE THEY HOLD OUT, I WANNA PLAY FIRE EMBLEM TOO" and now I am so there.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I'm way too nostalgic for my own good.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I'm way too nostalgic for my own good.
Reason and logic had led people into the horrors of war; the only route to salvation was to reject logic and embrace anarchy and the irrational.
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