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Post by Commodore »

I thought not eating pork thing was based on not eating animals with a certain type of trotter.
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Post by Surlent »

That's how they were distinguished, but it is a fact that pork spoils rather quickly in that climate, and spoiled food is really not that great for, contrary to what Betrayal at Krondor may teach you.
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Like how in Leviticus it says you can't eat four legged insects?
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Post by Zandor 12 »

Are millipedes okay?
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Post by Quantum P. »

1000 is right out.*

*Yes, I know millipedes don't have exactly 1000 legs, but the joke works better this way.**

**And before someone claims the Bible must be a joke, the Hebrews considered insects like grasshoppers to have 4 legs for walking and 2 structurally different appendages for jumping. Don't ask me why they made the distinction.

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this is zzt guy's brain on drugs
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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