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Retarded shit kids do with videogames.

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I guess I'll start off with this story: One time in Gamecrazy, there was this retarded 8 year old... wait now that I think about it the kid was bordering on deformed, but anyway the kids like MOM THE PSP HAS THE COOLEST GAME GRAPHICS! And I swear to god the kid is running like full speed when he trips and takes the gameboy/ds rack down! Anyway the kid had to clean it up while his mom yelled at him.
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oh okay
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totally :antibaron:
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Meh, can't beleive how little I come to these forums now.
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I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big, yellow ones...
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and you were that boy...
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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...are in a coffin
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...Turned out to be none other than....
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This was all very surprising to me due to the fact that I...
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... ate three cheese pizzas ...
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

oof is in this thread and i have a request for him

oof off offo foo ofofo listen

do you still have your 24hozzt game, "rapa nui" (or of a similar name) which was a prequel of sorts to "red isle"

if so, the world needs it

i mean... i want a copy

thx :D
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Post by superbowl shuffle »

It is here, under discovery. http://if.digitalmzx.net/24hoz-2000.shtml

It's rather silly, though!!! I was just a kid.
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oofwin00.zzt is the file name
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