WARNING TO ALL FEMALE OR GIRL ZZTERS

[lemmer]

The ZZTer known as Burstroc, real name Adrian Van Meter, has become a serial rapist. He is armed and dangerous, and will stop at nothing to rape everyone in the world, but particularly ZZTers who are girls.

He may be high on drugs, or hopped up on goofballs.

To keep you informed as to how scared you should be that adrian will break into your home and rape you, we have instituted a color coded rape alert level system.

Burstroc Terror Rape Alert Index:

(High)

At the current BTRAI, you should be worried he's already in your home, hiding in your closet or under your bed.

Please stay tuned for updates and further instructions.

[Zenith Nadir]

i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.

[Quantum P.]

Will you guys please stop harassing Burstroc? Where did this rape thing even come from, anyway?

[Cheesecake Avenger]

i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.

Gasp! He RAPED the earth?! That discusting man

[superbowl shuffle]

The Earth deserved it for dressing like a whore.

[Aplsos]

i heard that one time burstroc dug a hole into the ground and placed his penis into it repeatedly until he ejaculated. the soil was reportedly non-consenting to this treatment.

that's right. he RAPED THE EARTH ITSELF.