Title - Stupid RPG: File One Complete
Author - Knightt (e-mail: zztknightt@home.com)
Genre - Comedy/RPG/Adventure
File Size - 270 kb
Date of Release - Monday, April 16, 2001.


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                                                             Stupid RPG: File One Complete

     Stupid RPG: File One... my first complete game released to the commune... ever. For its time, it was well-loved,
and even won "Best Adventure/RPG" in the "Hoodian Awards", as Noseblood was named the Best Enemy. To
this day, many believe Stupid RPG: File One to be the best entrant of the Stupid RPG series... so, I decided to
revamp it for them, as well as my own tastes. I think those who've always enjoyed the game will like it even more,
and those who never liked it may actually get sucked in. The graphics, sound effects, basic gameplay, and more have
been changed, and, in my eyes, very much improved... so much that I think that if this one goes unmentioned for
any ZZT honors by just being a "remake", that'd be incorrect. I didn't just touch up the graphics. I didn't add one
simple thing, or five billion RPG battles. I changed this very much, and, hopefully, the results will speak for
themselves. Sit down. Relax. Enjoy.

                                                                                                                             -- Knightt, '01.


Note: The "Forklift" text found on Jed's computer, as well as the "Smashing Pumpkins" stuff found in the bar are
lyrics by one of the best bands ever, Pavement.


- = Guide of Doolbesons = -


Doolbeson 1: Check the bottom left leg of the pool table, in the Insane Amigos HQ.
Doolbeson 2: Check out one of the treasure chests, on the east side of the first underground board.
Doolbeson 3: Inside the Save-A-Little. Look at the crowbar, and then buy one for 5 CB. Then use it on the door to
the right.
Doolbeson 4: Taco Rat. Talk to Elaine a buncha times, and you'll get a freebie.
Doolbeson 5: Also inside the Taco Rat. ... Beat up Seinfeld.
Doolbeson 6: The first board of the secret section inside Save-A-Little. Remember the red key inside one of the
treasure chests in the underground? Use it on that door to the left, and then get the good stuff.
Doolbeson 7: On the second city board of Pot Hole (with Joe's Bar and the Government Building). Talk to the blue
trivia guy, and answer the questions.
Doolbeson 8: Inside Joe's Bar. Look at the top left brown bottle.
Doolbeson 9: Third Pot Hole board (with the Krazy Inc. Nuthouse). Look at the left white tire.
Doolbeson 10: The nuthouse waiting room. Check out the left green plant, by Lara's desk.
Doolbeson 11: First hallway board of the nuthouse. Check out the brown door, on the right.
Doolbeson 12: First hallway board of the nuthouse. Check out the red door, on the left.


And there you have it. When it's time to go to the Government Building, look out for a red guy, alone on one of the
staircases. Talk to him... and prepare for your reward.


I'd also like to thank those who've supported me throughout my ZZTing career... such as tseng/Mitochondrion,
Zenith, Cait_Sith, Masamune, Atom, ZZBlue, Dragonlord, Atrocity, Funk, Lemmer, GChucky, Jojoisjo, Benconium,
Scribbit, Goldenhog, Viovis and his bro, Hercules, Hydra78, Doggyshop, Lord_Kadro, and Wayward.


-- Knightt, '01.