zzo38 theories

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:24 am

Just who is the mysterious personage known as zzo38? Although he shows a very nice understanding of web-based stuff, he has yet to master even the simplest rules of the English language.

There are several theories floating around... I've heard everything from "I think he's WiL" to "he's not a Christmas elf or a crismis elf, but instead, he is a Christ Mass elf".

OK PEOPLE. WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT

Happy now, Madtom? I started the thread, do I win bonus points?

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:30 pm

when he first showed up we thought zzo38 was :icannotcontrol:

but then that theory sort of died

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:48 pm

Okay, see, now, I always thought he was a scientist. I don't know what kind of scientist. Maybe just an aspiring scientist. Anyway, he was exposed to the evil of the Internet and transformed into a leet haxor who wastes his time on the computer all day, trying to make better software than Microsoft.

513 · Post by **513** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:59 pm

I've heard rumors that he's the Legendary Super Saiyan...

Hey cool! A new emoticon :rted:

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:22 pm

A sighting:

ZZOcomputer

7 · Post by 7 » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:28 pm

<i>"You feel like sumbudy is yeling in yor hed that thay dont like you enymore." (Pe-1,Ch-1,Ap-1,To+1) = Enything you pick up in a shop explodes, and non-hostile monsters will sumtimes throw misles at you for no resin (evin if thay dont hav eny). </i>

I love this.

Homz · Post by **Homz** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:27 pm

It seems obvious that zzo is a hoax or trick of some sort, throught the various evidence we are presented. For one, I find it questionable that anyone would realistically spell that bad so consistently, much like the broken english on the Paper Boulders Origami website, which is obviously faked as well. Second, if he could seriously not spell that well, I would think that his programs would be filled with bugs from misspelled commands. Third, a strange thing I have noticed. zzo's avatar seems to change as it is viewed different times, at least on my computer. Interestingly enough, Mooseka's avatar does the same.

Thus, my theory is that zzo38 is someone who is pretending to spell poorly to annoy other people. It is possible that zzo is, indeed, Mooseka.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:56 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST THEORY EVER.

MY THEORY SAYS YOU SUCK.

:rted: I SEE NADIR WON HIS BATTLE FOR THE SPINNING CAT AS WELL.

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:10 pm

admins dont "win" battles.

ADMIN SYSTEM:

STEP ONE: ASK PUBLIC
STEP TWO: WAIT FOR RESPONSE
STEP THREE: DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, WHETHER THEY WANTS YOU TO OR NOT.

and no stak, no bonus points.

ALSO: :rted: :rted: :rted:

Post by **clecky** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:59 pm

Homz: that is how mooseka got the idea to do that with his avatar.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:06 pm

After presenting material that supposes zzo is not an admin, here's some to the contrary. He/she/it reviewed ZZT and gave it a six out of five.

I don't see any IP evidence however.

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:37 pm

oh buh buh buh look at me i'm zzo despite no evidence whatsoever.

HEY HOMZ, YOU'RE USING WORDS JUST LIKE SCORCH DOES. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU, SCORCH.

136 · Post by **136** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:43 pm

OK Here is mi opinein(s):

Zenith Nadir -- This idea is completly stupit

Ryan Ferneau -- I no sum things about siense, but I am not a sientist and hav qestins to ask reel sientists. The programs that I made is supost to be beter then Microsoft, but sum parts uv it is not, and sum is. And I dont no wat is a leet haxor

Snake101 -- But I dont evin no wat the Legendary Super Saiyan is!

Commodore/dapper gent -- Yes I typed that it is sugestins for ADOM game.

Homz -- Borh uv those things is not true. Exsept the changeing avetar picchers, I submited it a long time ago and it didint show up intil the administraders changed that seting.

Dr. Dos -- Actely that thery dusent make eny sence.

Commodore -- I rated it 6/5 becuse evin if I put sumthing that is not in the list, it still works OK. I am not a administrader, just the program dusent care wat number you enter.

Mooseka -- You ar oviusly incorect.

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:51 pm

oviusly =(

Zephyr · Post by **Zephyr** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:24 pm

zzo38 wrote:OK Here is mi opinein(s):
Homz -- Borh uv those things is not true. Exsept the changeing avetar picchers, I submited it a long time ago and it didint show up intil the administraders changed that seting.

So you are saying that you can spell things right with your programming?

Here's a thought- Why would anyone go to such extreme measures to have a fake name? Remember, zzo also has made zzt games. Why would someone want to take it so far as to make games under a fake name? He seems to have too much of a personality if you ask me.

However, he never said anything about not being WiL.

Oh, and if you guys want to keep an emoticon for a while, don't use it with every post. People will get annoyed and delete it.