Washing Machine Religion
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 7:07 pm
They say that you can form an organized religion to last for Centuries of Religious Oppression, Dogma and everything, all based on the instructions for a Washing Machine.
If you haven't gotten the point of that one before let me point this one out.
I'm not sure if you're following how that can possibly be used for Organized Religion... YET.
Let me make some more direct reference to Catholicism in particular.
It's far easier for people in Society to do what's easier over what's right, so much so, that they would sooner follow simple instructions to 'simplify' their difficult lives than be truly individual and find for themselves what their Life Experience really all means despite its difficulty.
It's why Satanists are so die-bold acting the opposite of what the Catholic Church deems Holy... not 'cause they are on the Devil's side just as 'devout Christians' are on God's side... but 'cause that's really the best way to give F.U. to the Church over making their 'Love of God's Love' forcible in nature...
...and why Africans brought over into Slavery in the U.S. quickly got into the White Man's Christian faiths before they even went from 'Negroes' to 'Colored' in what term Whitey used for 'em.
If you haven't gotten the point of that one before let me point this one out.
Okeyyyyy...Washing Machine Instructions wrote:For continued quality of use, and Hygiene, wash this item regularly
Cold Water not needed for thorough cleaning
Rinse thoroughly in Washer with color-safe detergent(s)
Do not use Bleach
Spin Cycle only (do not use still water)
Recommended use of Delicates setting for continued wearability
I'm not sure if you're following how that can possibly be used for Organized Religion... YET.
Still not getting the picture here?Religious Faith Instructions wrote:For continued Quality of Life, and to keep your soul pure, re-iterate beliefs on a regular basis
Intellectual Pursuit is not needed for clarity on your beliefs
Continue to follow these beliefs sticking to only 'safe ideas'
Do not use Deductive Reasoning
Continue to give up Life's pleasures regularly (do not let temptation grab hold of you by you slowing down your own recitals)
Recommended that you are Monogamous (only Love one other person at a time) for sustained longer relationships
Let me make some more direct reference to Catholicism in particular.
Okay so I don't know how to quite put Christianity's Dogma throughout the Dark Ages into quite as few words as what you might see on mattress tags but you get my point.Catholicism Faith Instructions wrote:For continued assurance of Salvation, and to be lead not into temptation, give thanks to the Lord our God and Savior for any and all blessings you receive on a regular basis.
Solo reflection on the meaning of one's own Life without input from a Church Official is not advised
Do not speak to the Excommunicated (so they don't block out the Love God shares with you by tempting you into a Love of mortal desires)
Do not bathe in running water (this will wash out your soul! )
Remain Chaste at all times
Recommended that you find a wife who is a Good Cook (so you will eat well when you are bound together in this life and the next with whoever you choose, and also so you'll be safe from the Sinful manipulations of Woman, such as if she boils a calf in its mother's milk and feeds it to you to hasten your fall to Satan)
It's far easier for people in Society to do what's easier over what's right, so much so, that they would sooner follow simple instructions to 'simplify' their difficult lives than be truly individual and find for themselves what their Life Experience really all means despite its difficulty.
It's why Satanists are so die-bold acting the opposite of what the Catholic Church deems Holy... not 'cause they are on the Devil's side just as 'devout Christians' are on God's side... but 'cause that's really the best way to give F.U. to the Church over making their 'Love of God's Love' forcible in nature...
...and why Africans brought over into Slavery in the U.S. quickly got into the White Man's Christian faiths before they even went from 'Negroes' to 'Colored' in what term Whitey used for 'em.