Furry Ideological Pursuits...
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:36 am
One of my long-time fantasies is to get caught acting like I'm a dragon in real life and talkin' over the net and not letting up on that I am in real life (like a real Dragon Furry)...
even though I actually am one...
and then coolly manipulate them over time through shared Furry-hating or anything else to meet each other more likely and meet up more often and start hangin' with each other in real life...
and then just show up at some... party... where there are like 10 or 11 of them in a room...
All these fucks who told me I was just a Furry taking it wayyyyy too far and not fooling anyone I then get to get me into saying ''Fuck you, I'm a dragon! '' ONE LAST TIME...
And then I take off my Humansuit.
''Oh fuck me...
You are a dragon! ''
Somewhere out there there is a close group of 'reckless teenagers' sort of friends experimenting with a combination of
THREE things to come closer and closer to heights of... some kind of wierd pursuit of... polyamorous passion for life and all its pleasures...
0x00. tense sessions of ridding themselves of all deep-seated unresolved emotional conflicts by working each other through their life issues,
0x01. procedurally taking hallucinogens, and
0x02. entirely unrestrained orgies
and they will still never match the level of poetic fulfillment if I ever got to succesfully acheive this one 'Furry Fantasy' of mine.
However three things stand in my way of this...
First of all I'm not a dragon in real life and I don't claim to be and if I do it's just for fun to drag on the awkward conversation over others' heads (I may be a Furry but I ain't THAT kind of Furry dammit)... but now... three things.
0x00. Our society is not yet technologically advanced enough for full-on body-form engineered customizations to be not only possible to do repeatedly BUT cost-effective AND commercially available at the general consumer level... Wait 50 to 100 years... We will get there but
0x01. It will be far too long before this is all available to be done and by that point most of us will be far too old and decrepit to be healthy enough to go through with the procedure(s) and
0x02. By that point everyone will be doing it anyway so it would defeat the purpose of it if it wasn't gonna be a surprise revelation.
Imagine you could spend half of every hour of the day in both your waking and sleeping life working solely to get to be a dragon in real life and THEN pull it on others by surprise and TIME IT so that you are the FIRST and thus GET TO do this when it's available.
My Fursona is actually a tall and skinny yet well-toned dark-skinned long-haired Tribal/Indigenous American female-side full Herm with full wings, a canine-styled knot, and horns and a tail and her own share of 'real life drama' entirely made up to go with her to boot... so
this whole 'a dragon' thing is moot. Again really it's just a fantasy.
But you can make a ZZT game about it.
And others can share in the adventure about it with you.
And if you do it well enough for it to be good in overall quality as a game and get it submitted in timely manner after its completion then it may even get a good review.
And that is what I love about this place.
even though I actually am one...
and then coolly manipulate them over time through shared Furry-hating or anything else to meet each other more likely and meet up more often and start hangin' with each other in real life...
and then just show up at some... party... where there are like 10 or 11 of them in a room...
All these fucks who told me I was just a Furry taking it wayyyyy too far and not fooling anyone I then get to get me into saying ''Fuck you, I'm a dragon! '' ONE LAST TIME...
And then I take off my Humansuit.
''Oh fuck me...
You are a dragon! ''
Somewhere out there there is a close group of 'reckless teenagers' sort of friends experimenting with a combination of
THREE things to come closer and closer to heights of... some kind of wierd pursuit of... polyamorous passion for life and all its pleasures...
0x00. tense sessions of ridding themselves of all deep-seated unresolved emotional conflicts by working each other through their life issues,
0x01. procedurally taking hallucinogens, and
0x02. entirely unrestrained orgies
and they will still never match the level of poetic fulfillment if I ever got to succesfully acheive this one 'Furry Fantasy' of mine.
However three things stand in my way of this...
First of all I'm not a dragon in real life and I don't claim to be and if I do it's just for fun to drag on the awkward conversation over others' heads (I may be a Furry but I ain't THAT kind of Furry dammit)... but now... three things.
0x00. Our society is not yet technologically advanced enough for full-on body-form engineered customizations to be not only possible to do repeatedly BUT cost-effective AND commercially available at the general consumer level... Wait 50 to 100 years... We will get there but
0x01. It will be far too long before this is all available to be done and by that point most of us will be far too old and decrepit to be healthy enough to go through with the procedure(s) and
0x02. By that point everyone will be doing it anyway so it would defeat the purpose of it if it wasn't gonna be a surprise revelation.
Imagine you could spend half of every hour of the day in both your waking and sleeping life working solely to get to be a dragon in real life and THEN pull it on others by surprise and TIME IT so that you are the FIRST and thus GET TO do this when it's available.
My Fursona is actually a tall and skinny yet well-toned dark-skinned long-haired Tribal/Indigenous American female-side full Herm with full wings, a canine-styled knot, and horns and a tail and her own share of 'real life drama' entirely made up to go with her to boot... so
this whole 'a dragon' thing is moot. Again really it's just a fantasy.
But you can make a ZZT game about it.
And others can share in the adventure about it with you.
And if you do it well enough for it to be good in overall quality as a game and get it submitted in timely manner after its completion then it may even get a good review.
And that is what I love about this place.