I am asking for a challenge, and it involves rap music.
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I am asking for a challenge, and it involves rap music.
Well #idiots-club hated this idea (no surprise) but I thought maybe some of the less knee-jerk jerks might want to hear it.
As you probably know I have moved to a new forum which is slightly funnier and less alienating and also not dead yet and one of the things we enjoy is <s>competitive poetry</s>
EPIC RAP FIGHTING
which consists of writing rap lyrics to go with a certain topic and having them graded by double-blind judges. I'm suggesting a cross-forum battle because <s>I think poetry is like, awesome and all, and also</s> I still believe that you guys can be cool people sometimes.
So this is the part where you <s>either make a useful comment or</s> verbally abuse me. I'll wait.
Definitely not edited by anyone, ever.
As you probably know I have moved to a new forum which is slightly funnier and less alienating and also not dead yet and one of the things we enjoy is <s>competitive poetry</s>
EPIC RAP FIGHTING
which consists of writing rap lyrics to go with a certain topic and having them graded by double-blind judges. I'm suggesting a cross-forum battle because <s>I think poetry is like, awesome and all, and also</s> I still believe that you guys can be cool people sometimes.
So this is the part where you <s>either make a useful comment or</s> verbally abuse me. I'll wait.
Definitely not edited by anyone, ever.
I'm nupanick.
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p.s. nupanick you need to listen to actual rap music before you can rap. no, that "epic pirate rap" guy doesn't count you blanche motherfucker
yeah, i meant malibu's most wanted, whatever.[ka] join (#idiots-club) nupanick (Mibbit@cloak-8B6CD2B0.twcny.res.rr.com)
<Fungahhh> *** Welcome to #club Bart ! ***
<lemmer> NUPANICK MY FAVORITE GUY
[ka] mode (#idiots-club) +ooo duvel nupanick Raptorian (lemmer)
<nupanick> that was... weird.
<nupanick> anyway I'm on some other forum now that I like
<nupanick> and we've got a thing for competitive rap
<gbelo> We've been talking about rap thing.
<nupanick> and I thought you guys might be interested.
<lemmer> why would you think that
<lemmer> aside from your autism
<lemmer> or is that it. is that all
<Aplsos> GOON RAP BATTLE
<nupanick> oh man you guys haven't changed a bit, have you.
<Aplsos> ALL INS FOR THE GOON RAP BATTLE
<nupanick> I forgot just how weird this place was.
<Aplsos> "having a sense of shame" = weird
<gbelo> That's weird, I was around the death of common sense.
<Aplsos> that too, bot
<gbelo> Short sword -- you start the game isn't the best a 9 year old girls singing like reatards.
<nupanick> good point.
<nupanick> Anyway the idea is that you get some random subject matter and you have to do a sweet rap about it
<Aplsos> there will be no sweet raps there.
<nupanick> and we pick some contestants and judges from each community, maybe...
<Aplsos> there will never be any sweet raps in the vicinity of any of you
<nupanick> I'd have you know our leader may be the best rapper on the internet.
<Aplsos> when y'all come to play, rap hides underneath the bedsheets.
<Aplsos> "best rapper on the internet"
<nupanick> at least I don't compare my forum's salt to Spreadsheets!
<Aplsos> i heard the best rapper on the internet was "mc pirate phat" and he raps about how his mom won't let him install linux on her computer
<nupanick> Powerpoint and ex-cell,
<nupanick> knowing what you do-tell,
<nupanick> cause our forum could rap until your head-beats!
<lemmer> there aren't enough slow claps in the world
<Aplsos> nupanick your flow couldn't fill a sippy cup
<vOv> <gbelo> Short sword -- you start the game isn't the best a 9 year old girls singing like reatards.
<gbelo> Crank is six years old and a sword.
<vOv> gbelo-bot weighs in on western vs. japanese RPGs
<gbelo> Im aplsos, I do remember when I left on is the highest you've been to bed in to my list are old ps2 rpgs.
<Aplsos> noo
<vOv> he also weighs in on... aplsos... .
<CJA> Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Twilight and Doom. The story should use anorexia as a plot device!
<nupanick> think you could do a better rap about MS Office?
<CJA> Let's write this fanfiction
<vOv> i could do better at not rapping about MS Office at all
<nupanick> I guess we've got a going thing for autism, right?
<lemmer> http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/304 ... st+fun.jpg
<CJA> this just had "They Might Be Giants" as a fiction subject
<nupanick> at least it beats your constant retardation,
<Aplsos> johnxjohn slash
<CJA> man
<nupanick> I know a place where people do impromptu rap at night,
<CJA> Retro Hairband Progressive Woman is really scary
<CJA> she's all like :D :D :D
<nupanick> compared to you guys we could level nations!
<Aplsos> you couldn't level a 2x4
<nupanick> at least I could find my way to the store!
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<ApeBart> a 2x4 nation
<Fungahhh> *** Welcome to #club Bart ! ***
<CJA> owned
<nupanick> a rapping sensation
<Aplsos> oh don't even
[ka] mode (#idiots-club) +bb *!*hi5@*.com.cy *!*Mibbit@*.rr.com (Aplsos)
[ka] kick(#idiots-club) nupanick (hurf) by Aplsos
<coyote> nupanick fumbles for the pilot's manual!
<nuero> o_O Aplsos run's down the filed towards nupanick and punt's them like a football.
[ka] kick(#idiots-club) D4rk-aVenGeR (banned(*!*hi5@*.com.cy) by Aplsos) by lemmer
<lemmer> it's the D4rk-aVenGeR... is he going to mention all of our names and make our ircs beep..........?
<coyote> D4rk-aVenGeR presses the big red button!
<Fungahhh> Aww how sad nupanick got kicked..
<mira> can u believe that !! Aplsos kicked nupanick right outta here !!!
<nuero> o_O lemmer run's down the filed towards D4rk-aVenGeR and punt's them like a football.
<Fungahhh> Aww how sad D4rk-aVenGeR got kicked..
<mira> Don't let the door hit you D4rk-aVenGeR
<gbelo> (medical journal of the ircs.
<ApeBart> what, who was that guy
<ApeBart> oh
<Aplsos> probably one of nupanick's friends
<lemmer> a simple /whois will tell you that he's just a #girlsroom retard
<Aplsos> if it wasn't i take full responsibility
<lemmer> no, he couldn't have been anyone nupanick knows
<lemmer> but i'm sure he sucks anyhow
<Aplsos> seriously it was getting way too miami's most wanted in here
p.s. nupanick you need to listen to actual rap music before you can rap. no, that "epic pirate rap" guy doesn't count you blanche motherfucker
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I tried to look on ircman for that time when, like, gofer-chan and some other jerks used to Rap Battle on IRC, which i guess has a little more Street Cred than forum rapping, because honestly you can just take 2 hours with your Forum Rap whereas IRC rap gives you just a few minutes to come up with a line. anyway this is the closest I could find
http://zzt.org/ircman/index.p ... ay&id=3015
(by having this quote we are making fun of these people)
anyway here are a few other quotes I found while looking for this that are pretty good
i really wasn't intending for all of these to be godedrp quotes. oh well. anyway, can this thread become a Funny IRCman Quotes Thread? Thanks, zamros
http://zzt.org/ircman/index.p ... ay&id=3015
(by having this quote we are making fun of these people)
anyway here are a few other quotes I found while looking for this that are pretty good
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<drac0> <Deathwinter> I'd like to ask you what you think of the recent move to the slightly less stable espernet, and if you think Kracken may have been a bit tyrannic in this move.
<drac0> <drac0> GAY
<drac0> <Deathwinter> in the right of censorship, i have to change GAY to STUPID.
<drac0> <Deathwinter> im sorry for any inconvience this may cause
<drac0> <Deathwinter> goodbye
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<Zaphod> Ok, hows this for a storyline.
<Zaphod> "Sure, you were walking kind of slowly, and your eyes were glazed from lack of sleep, but did that weird guy with the cow on his shirt REALLY have to nail you and your buddies in the head with a shotgun?"
<Dr_Dos> "Nadir has a dildo and goes around assraping the people, and I and the fellow loungeacter have to stop him"
<Mooseka> =DDDDDD
<Zaphod> No, Dr_Dos, that would be your kind of lame game.
<Dr_Dos> "After fighting through hordes of Nadir clones you make it to Nadir's citadel, where you have to defeat the evil computer Kracken to gain entry."
<Zaphod> Alright, Dos.
<Zaphod> You're either going to shut the fuck up right now
<Mooseka> =DDD
<Dr_Dos> or?
<Mooseka> ZAPHOD IS MAKING DEMANDS
<Mooseka> HE'LL GO NINJA ON YOUR ASS
<Mooseka> DON'T THINK HE WON'T
<Zaphod> or you can piss off.
<Mooseka> BECAUSE HE MOTHERFUCKING WILL
<Mooseka> HE'S ONE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER
<Zaphod> I'm trying to outline a fucking game here.
<Dr_Dos> "Upon saving the children of the world and stopping nadir you discover mooseka is the source! Using your wits and a small combat knife you battle him to the death."
<Zaphod> Nevermind.
<Mooseka> ONE TIME TIME ZAPHOD KILLED THE WHOLE TOWN JUST BECAUSE THIS GUY DROPPED A SPOON
<Zaphod> Go jerk yourselves off.
* Zaphod` has left #zeuxworld
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<Insidious> I think all sims are pretty much bi.
<Insidious> you cant set sexual orientation, but if you prod them to kiss/fuck/etc the same sex, they will
<JohnK> if only the world were like that >.>
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Nupanick is a Faggot who I Hope never Comes back Here, all he Ever posts is Aspie Tears, about how Nobody Here likes him At All, Arr Wenches + Cannonballs
there, i made a thing rhyme <:D i make pirate rap just call me BNadir the Salty Sea Dog
ps. stop posting, please quarantine yrself to the ms paint adventures forum, thanks
there, i made a thing rhyme <:D i make pirate rap just call me BNadir the Salty Sea Dog
ps. stop posting, please quarantine yrself to the ms paint adventures forum, thanks
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<Nupanick> I know a place where people do impromptu rap at night,
but seriously nupanick now that you are not a regular poster here i think i should clarify that i do not like you at all. i know you may have got the impression that i was "nice" over time but that was me barely tolerating your idiocy while privately scowling at the computer and maybe punching something every time you said anything. i realise now that i should have been honest with you; the only reason i was not was because i felt that any discourse on this board was better than none, even if one of the few productive members of the board mostly spent his time spouting dead catchphrases and whinging about how he was not accepted by the other members. i no longer feel this way, and now that you are no longer productive i no longer feel the need to keep the illusion that you are a useful or liked member of this forum. stop posting, go back to the mspa boards, go post on dmzx, kill yourself, don't post here again.
my only regret is that i did not make myself clear sooner. my words may be harsh but the sooner you never post here again the sooner you will cut the umbilical and never wish to return, and the sooner we'll never have to hear from you again. i don't want to ban you because quantum p would probably remove it anyway. it'd be best for everyone if you just left of your own volition. think about it, if you are even capable of thinking.
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this thread was supposed to become an ircman quotes thread.
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<gofer> GUY'S SIG
<gofer> "Life is like a rose... It has it's thorns, but it's still beutiful."
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Zenith Nadir wrote:that was me barely tolerating your idiocy while privately scowling at the computer and maybe punching something every time you said anything.
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<Scorch3000> I found a cool site last night.
<Scorch3000> http://www.newgrounds.com
<Scorch3000> full of funny flash and cool games.
* Nadir screams and punches the wall
<Scorch3000> That must have hurt your hand, punch something soft, like Tony Blair.
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<idiot> aww! shukure just asked eclair how she feels about Pretty Men like the teacher, and eclair said "ううん。わたし、ああいう男の人はちょっと…それに、美形って言っても、シュクレちゃんのほうがぜんぜん可愛いよ"
<Nadir> And then Dexter said
<Nadir> YOU ARE STOOPID. YOU ARE STOOOOOOOPID. AND DON'T FORGET, YOU ARE STOOOOOPID.
<paulgiphone> I remember that episode
<CJA> I also remember that said episode.
<idiot> let's draw parallels between dexter's laboratory and me, idiot
<CJA> you're short, don't get out much, and as your life continues the number of buttons on the front of your lab coat decreases
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One of the worst things about being a robot is being predictable.Zenith Nadir wrote:i don't want to ban you because quantum p would probably remove it anyway.
Also, while on the subject of rap: it's not true rap, but guess where from:
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