Election Thread

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:35 am

Today the US votes for president, 1/3 of the Senate, and the whole motherfuckin House! For those of you who didn't follow the election closely, here is all you need to know:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLVSURlFoQs

nps · Post by **nps** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:33 pm

I voted for President Muslim because I would like to see my people finally take control of Assmerica.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:15 pm

i voat 4 me

InfoSponge · Post by **InfoSponge** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:20 pm

Barack and roll, homies!

Post by **Quantum P.** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:38 pm

This poll is pretty skewed toward Ralph Nadir. You're polling a demographic that is almost exclusively pro-ZZT!

InfoSponge · Post by **InfoSponge** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:49 am

Man, whatever. ZZT sucks. Any of the dudes here will tell you that. Man, fuck you, you ZZTfag.

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:49 pm

I was planning on casting my vote for Brian Holland, a third party candidate, but seeing how it would be a close battle between the Republicans and Democrats, I voted for McCain because I'm a Conservative Shithead.

Scribbit · Post by **Scribbit** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:55 pm

Everytime I see the name Ralph Nader I think of you, Zenith. And I have done this since long before this poll.

Dr. Dos' internet name reminds me of a teacher's aide I worked with once called (I am not making this up) Ms. Doss. I was working with her in the first place because I have asperger's and needed someone to remind me that I'm not supposed to break into impromptu percussion solos in class. I would grab two pencils, a water bottle, a plastic binder, and any metal railing, sheet, or chair leg nearby, and begin tapping out a repetitive beat. Then I would start trying to sing, and by that time the teacher/teacher's aide would have told me to shut up at least twice but I would usually pretend I didn't understand and change the singing to whistling or the binder drumming to foot tapping or something. Sometimes if my shoes were wet from rain or snow I could make squeaking noises on the tiles, too, and I'd also squeak while walking in the hallway.

It's a good thing I don't do that*anymore.

So, yeah, that's what my thoughts are like. Very associative.
*much.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:47 pm

I will not make a Das Boot joke.

Post by **zamros** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:52 am

Pancake wrote:I was planning on casting my vote for Brian Holland, a third party candidate, but seeing how it would be a close battle between the Republicans and Democrats, I voted for McCain because I'm a Conservative Shithead.

you're 9 years old, you didn't vote for anyone

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:11 am

zamros wrote:
Pancake wrote:I was planning on casting my vote for Brian Holland, a third party candidate, but seeing how it would be a close battle between the Republicans and Democrats, I voted for McCain because I'm a Conservative Shithead.
you're 9 years old, you didn't vote for anyone

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:41 pm

i keep reading "brian holland" as "brian bolland", which is probably the way it should be

(brian bolland is a comic book artist)

z2

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