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In a chilling twist, it is revealed that God does not exist. Discuss.

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Jesus is crying! His friends don't know what's wrong! Can he bring himself to tell them the truth?

JESUS II: REVENGE OF JESUS

lemmer wrote:In a chilling twist, it is revealed that God does not exist. Discuss.

God does not exist, you say?

I was not aware of this.

When did he say this?

I wasn't aware those who did not exist had to explicitly state they did not exist! This is an interesting development.

Indeed! We must invent teleportation!

God does not exist. That means he is a very special boy.

Here comes a special boy!

Can someone please fucking tell me what "we must invent teleportation" even means or change my custom title from it to nothing because people keep saying it to me as some sort of clever response instead of an actual logical sensible response and it's pretty annoying

Edit: Nevermind, Flimsy PMed me about it

What does it mean?

nuero wrote:I wasn't aware those who did not exist had to explicitly state they did not exist! This is an interesting development.

" `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic."

well, that about wraps it up for god.

Yeah I guess the existence of the Babel Fish really uh

you can't prove the babelfish doesn't exist!

/runs