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get down nnnnn mothafuckewa

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I don't believe you. Prove it.

oh my god this is just like mooseka

ando you are basically mooseka II


YOU ARE GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE COMMUNITY

yes

ando has become that which he railed against for so long

he's just an empty sell-out now. i believed in you once, ando

maybe moose was autistic

I really was drunk when I wrote this, and I'm still sort of affected by it right now.

I'll post the full story here soon.

jesus ando. that's all you talk about now. i liked you before the drugs. you used to be cool.


zzt is fucked.

Ando is an alcoholic

That means he is a very special boy

I bet the story is that he spun around in his chair and giggled inappropriately for three hours

I bet that's not the story Ando tells us though, which is a shame, because that story rocks.

OBJECTION!!! I thought you said you were drunk when you made UNDER THE INFLUENCE, Ando. Am i misremembering, or are you a LIAR?!

I certainly thought that I was drunk at the time, yes.

Probably not true, though (I only drank two pints with plenty of water).

holy shit you get drunk even easier than i do

i'd save a lot of money if i got drunk that fast.

Hey guys I forgot to tell you all the full story!

Well, here goes!

I got done with my last philosophy class, and my Scottish prof was all like "Let's all go to the bar and have us some drinks lol", so I went, and I drank a lot. I was really loud and funny and stuff, and things seemed kind of hazy and smooth. Also ale really doesn't taste so bad. Afterwards I went away from the place without paying (a real dick thing to do but I didn't mean to) and as soon as I stepped out of the bar I sprinted and ran as far as I could. I did this because I thought that some creepy older guy was going to take advantage of me. Sexually. My running was odd and I wobbled but man did I run far and fast. I ran through my college's electrical engineering building to find a bathroom but I only found the women's, so I had to go outside and piss near the radiator. Then I ran back to the front and I tripped and skinned my knee for the first time since I was like, 12, and then I ran all the way home. And when I got home I knocked down my shower curtain and I made this post! :)

I woke up the next morning, and my head was fine, but my legs hurt for a week. About a month later I summed up my story to Dexter by saying "Hey Marcus, you want to hear a story? One time I got drunk, and my legs hurt for a week!" All he said was "that's a nice story Guy."

So yeah.