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hey everyone!

you might have heard of my acoustic/spoken word recordings with lyrics consisting almost entirely of quotes from ircman. i've made two albums so far and i'm going to be making a third pretty soon (i have work and everything, but yeah).

the reason i'm posting here is because i want YOUR input. what quotes should i write songs for in volume 3? it should be funny, not done already, and easily song-ized. i'm taking requests!

if you don't have volumes 1 and 2, you can find them here:
http://burstroc.dyndns.org/files/burstr ... anvol1.zip
http://burstroc.dyndns.org/files/burstr ... anvol2.zip

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1886
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1138
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=750
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=966

do Boom =D and you can have me forever

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1628 - Zaphod quote
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=578 - Madtom's a dick
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1315 - that's paraphrasing
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1481 - Gorth's thick quinking
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=966 - Long but british
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=165 - Best quote? Dan Rather thinks so! Click here to find out why!

ircman has spawned both a comic and a musical act!

It is a cultural phenomenon!

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1934 Beetleborgs, beetleborgs
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1827 :(
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1800 wakka chikka chikka wakka
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1759
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1664
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1551

the one with me and eurakarte and the gloryholes

if it hasn't already been linked to, that is

and it hasn't, so http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=912

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=978 - what the hell gorth
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=851 - Me too, friend.
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1556 - God damn gorth has a lot of these kinds of problems
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1901 - The joke is, dos is a furry
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1649 - ACID ACID ACID ACID ACID
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=813 - You cannot deny there is chemistry between the two
Also, how about some caitlog quotes, to a slow porn groove?

MOOSEKA'S TOP PICKS:

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1264
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1170
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1724

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1629
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=820
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=434
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=640
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1123
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=470
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=525
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1624
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1440

i did too many :(

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1918 - i beg of you to do this one.
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1496 - zammy wammy <3
http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1479 - instant classic

wow, so many requests! thanks!

when i get a spare moment i'll sort through these and pick about 22 and split them into two (!) volumes. then i'll probably work on vol 3 this wednesday and vol 4 shortly thereafter.

also vincep your last request is on vol 2 already ;)

may i suggest

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1843


also hats off to you bursty - this is the greatest stuff ever.

Holy shit these are GENIUS. They had me giggling like a little schoolgirl.

I love the zamros inc, pbf update, gorth prank ones the best!

do http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... splay&id=1 or http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... lay&id=421 next

I also think the drunk me ones turned out pretty well so take your pick from these http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... h=irc_dude (maybe http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1573)

crank where have you been all my life