In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.
APHEX!!! That's the name of it... Allow e to tell you this story:
One day I was walking from school to my friend Tommy's house about 8 miles away. The clouds swirled overhead and the gods rained down upon me with their wrath and furious pandemonium. A man riding in a cadillac drove up to me and shouted over the gusting wind," HEY BUDDY! YA NEED A RIDE!?!?!" Naturally I said," YES." And so I got in the car. After about a minute he asked if I was originally from Tennessee, and I said yes. (No redneck jokes! I am not a redneck.) He said that he was from the north. We just sat there and talked for about 5 miles, and then he gave me some cigarettes. He popped in a CD and pushed play. We listened to its wondrous beats and techno funk rythym. When I got out of the car to go into Tommy's house I asked him what the name of the band was and he screamed something out at the top of his lungs but I could barely understand it. Aphex is what he said. And I'm sure about that now.
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