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Just recently I played Oof's "Paper Wisdom", and it was a very magical experience. It motivated me to make some Paper Wisdom fanart in one of my psychology classes this morning, and here after a few hours I am sharing it with the world. Tell me what you think of it.

I like:

-Soft, voluptuous figures. Wide curvy hips, small shoulders, ample breasts, shapely legs, big round bubble ass, dainty skeletal frame, "squishy". I think the word I'm looking for is fertile. Very sexy and curvaceous. I'm not really into thin girls or those with athletic builds. I can find them attractive, but it's women with figures like Monica Belluci or Salma Hayek that turn me on the most.

-"Hyperfeminine" features: small nose, full luscious lips, round face, and large eyes (slightly Asian, like Tia Carrere). Chicks like Monica Belluci, Tia Carrere, Madison Michele, and Kelly Hu all have features similar to this. I also like Latino/Mediterrainean pigmentation, such as olive skin and dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

-Okay, now it gets weird. I like female farting. Yes, I get turned on by the thought of a hot, HOT chick (such as the one with the above features) ripping out some explosive farts from her beautiful bulbous buttocks. Defecation, too. I'd love to bear witness to a sexy girl unleash some awesome bowel fury as her curvaceous body is perched on the porcelain throne. I can see it in my mind. Her voluptuous, fleshy hips and buttocks engulf the toilet seat, her bouncy breasts jiggle, her eyes squint and her full lips let out an "Unnnnhhhhhh!!!" as she forces a gigantic log of feces out of her anus. Her slender and delicate hands form into cute little fists, her dainty feet stand on tip-toe, her back arches in defecating effort. Absolutely awesome. If I had such a girlfriend, I would deliberately feed her high-fiber foods until her little tummy bloats, and then keep her from using the toilet. After a while I'd give her anal, and then give her a soapy enema. True story.

That's pretty much it.

Clearly much time and effort was involved in the production of this magnificent oil upon canvas, and for that you deserve the mightiest of accolades -- the coveted tie.

brilliant. quite extraordinary, three cheers for ando.

i am 14 and want to see breasts :{. sure, ive seen internet, video, and my moms breasts, but never real ones in real life :[. i once tried to pay a girl 50 dollars to see hers. she was like "sure, i need the money, and for an extra 10 dollars, you can hug them."

i was all excited and shit, like COll, but she never did :/, so i spent the money on blank cds, i rok. as of now, i have two dollars, i dont think i can find girls that slutty enough. i cant get a girlfriend, because im fucking pathetic. everytime i try to talk to a girl im like "you have large breasts" or ask them questions about their boobs. i am korean. help ;[

whenever i have money, i go around in school asking girls if i can see their boobs for money. i offer from 10-30 dollars normally. though, in eighth grade, i had 60 dollars cash in school, and nO girl would do it :][.

anyways, over the weekend i made money reffing, over 100 dollars. i brought it to school, and this one girl was like "yo how much will you pay me?" as she counted through the cash. no one has ever actually been willing to do it, so i was like "yo, dunno".

my question is, how much should i pay her? i am 14, korean, 9th grade. she has large breasts. ive already tried offering to show my penis and tried offering cunnigiglgingigninigus to no avail. they see me as a korean pervert and either laugh at me or ignore me on sight.

ive touched boobs before on two occasions, but never seen boobs, (besides my moms :ninja. i once paid 2 dollars to touch, and the other time, i was reaching around the corner of a wall, and my hand ran into a breast (was the same girl too). i want to see boobs though, internet boobs arent real enough :[]

what the hell is going on in this cartoon

Wow this thread is old.

Well that's Eubis(?) the bean sprout giving the guv'nor the boot. Play Oof's "Paper Wisdom" and you'll understand.