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I THINK I FOUND TYRANNOUS

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 6:45 am
by zamros
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DUDES I THINK I FOUND TYRANNOUS

And it's not just one of those

:slap: "MAN ZAMROS YOU CRAZY"

sightings, either, it's a genuine one, I do believe in my very heart.

:freud: "SO ZAMROS, THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW. DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR MOTHER? I MEAN WHERE'S THE TYRANNOUS!"

Well, my Austrian friend, I decided to do some google searching and I happened to get the idea to search for my name!

:adomisfreewareyoudontneedacrackorserialnumbertopl

Yes I do this a lot because I am an egotistical person HA

:tie: :tie: :tie: :tie: :tie: :tie: :tie: :tie: those things rule

ANYWAY :ssj: On the 2nd or 3rd page I came upon a result from a message board, in a post entitled "NEOPIA FAN FICTION -- ZAMROS THE STINKER!!" The story was pretty boring, it was about a black wolf named zamros kidnapped something or another. It was written with a British feel to it (stuff like "mates" and shit) and by a guy named "VALOROUS" (clue number 1). Now...

LETS TAKE A LOOK AT VALOROUS'S POSTS SHALL WE

:hmmmm: "But zamros, sir, what happens if you do a search for the word 'evocative'? Is it there?"

Yes.

Yes it is.

An adjective screen name, British, and uses the word evocative. Plus, he somehow pulled the name 'zamros' out of his ass, which is kinda difficult, because it was created completely at random.

:agh:

Make the decision on your own

:prezbw: President Dapper Frog is currently launching an investigation.

Also hahahaa :ler: Zaphod :slap: :prezbw: :freud: :ravebaron: :icannotcontrol: :drussrox: [/url]

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:49 am
by Zenith Nadir
<zamros> Randomly hitting switches your companion causes you to you end up on the odd planet Zamros, in the midst of a strange celebration. You notice that the rhythm is in 13, but the melody is so angular and strange you must dance and clap along just to keep the rhythm.
<zamros> WHAT WITH FUCK IS A "WEYR"
<zamros> BECAUSE I'M IN SEVERAL OF THEM
<Funk> Weyr is a type of Dragon
<zamros> My penguin-mage form is about 6 feet tall... that'd be down there with the Anthros, I'm guessing. But I'm curious.. where would my dragon form (Zamros) be? He's 30 ft. tall standing on all fours. o.o;
<zamros> DIDN'T RAPTORIAN USED TO BE IN THE ZZT
<Nadir> YES
<zamros> BECAUSE I THINK HE'S WRITING ALL THESE WEYRS WITH MY NAME
<Nadir> I BELIEVE HE'S "ZZTREAPER" NOW
<Funk> What's a Weyr in this context?
<zamros> FROM WHAT I WAGER IT'S A DUMB STORY WITH MY NAME ABOUT DRAGON EGGS
<zamros> When Orrin at last admitted he was unable to eat another bowl of zamros root stew, the meal ended.
<zamros> GREAT I'M A SOUP NOW
<zamros> Male Adults: Zamros Age 81. Elder Dragons Ages
<zamros> 100-115: Very wise. But after 115 years, they die. :(
<zamros> I'M 81 AND MY DRAGONS DIE AFTER THEY'RE 115 :(

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:26 am
by Zenith Nadir
another clue: tyrannous uses fortunecity to host his images, which usually doesn't work because fortunecity blocks outside linkage; this valorous person has a blocked fortunecity link in his sig

also tyrannous uses those weird quotation things that come up as question marks on some computers such as the one i'm using now, and this post is stuffed with them

ALSO he's mysteriously put in a request to have the thread deleted as of 13th june (today)

HE KNOWS HE IS BEING WATCHED

someone save it quick

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:38 am
by MadTom
Please God nobody contact him, not even to laugh at him

He's been gone for a long time and I don't want him to ever come back

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:11 pm
by FSFunky
Zenith Nadir wrote:someone save it quick
your wish is our command: http://fsfunky.mynuts.org/tyr/viewtopic.php.htm

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 4:33 pm
by Ando
Actually he said to delete it a year ago.

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:24 pm
by Quantum P.
I archived it too, but I didn't upload it anywhere.

And I didn't catch that it was a year old.

And Ando did.

And <i>he's autistic</i>!

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:31 pm
by nuero
I was like "WOAH" at first too, but then I noticed it was a year ago.

llllooooool ando's autistic b ut he's ON THE BALCL

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:46 pm
by FSFunky
he's just rain man, he's austistic, but good with numbers!

ANDO? MORE LIKE IDIOT SAVANT