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zztcon2k5 australia
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:24 pm
by nps
Unlike your stupid American version, this shit is
bananas actually going to go down. And that of course means that it is going to happen. Here is the band line-up:
nps, the loveable <b>person</b> who loves everyone else;
- MadTom, that crazy ZZTer famous for The Purple Files II and Greed Part One, who you love to love;
- Boonob, who nobody loves.
Kracken was originally going to have a guest appearence but she couldn't when we changed the venue from Sydney to Geelong. Australia is a big country, you know! With kangaroos and big rocks and stuff! Also Revvy is not coming because he is just plain lazy.
Apart from talking about you people, watching lots and lots of Azumanga Daioh, and other general buttcockery, I want YOU to suggest some ideas for the first and hopefully last time that I get a chance to grope MadTom. Or, what I meant to say, ZZTCON2K5 AUSTRALIA!!!
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:35 pm
by MadTom
Uh, I can't back out of this now, can I?
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 6:17 pm
by zamros
get
madtom
high
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:15 pm
by Ando
I'm thinking of holding a Northwest USA ZZTCON2K6, because Quantum P, burstroc, and Moonpie live like only an hour away from where my parents are going to live. It would be pretty awesome.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:21 pm
by Dr. Dos
A Buddhist, a pervert, and a gay man walk into an Australian bar...
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:28 pm
by MadTom
... and walk over to the guy in the fursuit, jacking off in the corner, and beat the shit out of him with a shovel.
Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 8:10 pm
by Dr. Dos
The buddhist feels bad about it though.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:10 am
by MadTom
Yeah, that was a pretty good shovel.
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:55 am
by Dr. Dos
:ssssss: :drussrox:
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 5:05 am
by Ando
hahaha
i just realized that :drussrox: is probably the best emoticon that's ever been in use here
ever
Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 6:48 am
by FSFunky
B A N A N A S
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
by nps
Getting MadTom high is a good idea!
Some other ideas I had were: devil worship, drinking, cross-dressing, smoking, Zaphod , dancing, cowtipping, crocheting, writing essays about our favourite psychological philosophers, and watching porn together.
Please give more suggestions!
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 2:14 am
by Dr. Dos
nps wrote:watching porn together.
:jung:
etc etc.
can i join in?
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:46 am
by Quantum P.
How exactly do you Zaphod ?
Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:58 am
by superbowl shuffle
It only works in one member of the party has multiple cocks, and even then I wouldn't recommend it because you don't feel as much and it's easy to spread disease.