z2

of that topic where one of those strange Russian users posted a story about a maid winning lots of money in an online casino. It is most enriching.

no

Sleeping with young Russian men will enhance your sexual powers.

-Meantee

<a href="http://zzt.org/zgames/w/Wakk.zip">Wakk</a> is pretty awesome, by the way.

See, this is why we should have a Russian forum!

Stak

I demand that Nixon changes his rank to "I am not a crook"

You'll find that I made that joke already.

CURSES, FOILED AGAIN




FSFunky


I demand that Nixon changes his rank to "I am not a crook"

You'll find that I made that joke already.




Stak


I demand that Nixon changes his rank to "I am not a crook"





nuero


i demand it be made into ando's avatar

god damnit

edit: victoly




Stak


http://home.comcast.net/~j.alm10/autism2.gif

Oh God

Kjorteo just won the internet

You can all go home now

PS I demand that the following image be made into an emoticon

http://box43.net/ ...




Stak


ANDO=LITTLE CRIPPLE DUDE

Yes

Ando has to be Tiny Tim

He can be a cripple and an autistic, the best combination ever

Also I demand to be in this game




ghettoflower


Yeah, I'd have to say:

I woulda made an entry, but I made that 72hozzt bubble butt about half a year before this contest took place... I void that out and let everyone else go over..

1st Hazard ...




Stak


I suggested a "Politics and Philosophy and Religion" board a long time ago

I demand compensation




MadTom


Also MadTom I demand you make me a title screen. It doesn't have to have music but that's your call because I know you'll ask.
I'm on it.




Dr. Dos


MADTOM WILL BE PLEASED:

So there I was second period bored as hell. Sure I could of been doing my math homework but that's dumb. So I'm sitting there thinking about what would make a neat ZZT game ...




Zenith Nadir


i hate most webcomics, except the ones i love forever (eg. ozy & millie, purple pussy, megatokyo, achewood). the same goes for syndicated comic strips (though the only ones that come to mind are ones ...




superbowl shuffle


I demand the original name, dos.




Dr. Dos


As my 2000th post I need to first say that I'm 20x better than nuero because i have 20x as many posts as him.

Anyways as owner i demand you don't censor this. Besides it IS censored and that's why ...



VgameT


[2:52:36 PM] <+nsroach> i have more virtual power than 5 people
[2:52:37 PM] <@VgameT> okay druss
[2:52:39 PM] * Druss01uk slaps Eurakarte ...




Stak


dude.....what is going on?.........Furries? .......wtf?

I demand that you change your avatar to the "Hayabusa Knight" Yu-Gi-Oh card.

IT MUST BE DONE.




Commodore


room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
all the while on the tile, feel like I got t ...




Lord of the Spades


Hello. This is my philosophy speech.

I demand that one should better watch TV on a faster computer. Most of you have got TV cards or fibre-optic modem cables, so this proves you can.
...




superbowl shuffle


I demand a robotics forum.




Zenith Nadir


As a user of z2, you'll most likely have seen those pretty pictures that are in the emoticon column by now. But what do they mean? After millennia of debate I believe I have the answers, retrieved fro ...



Mooseka


I DEMAND A RECOUNT



Commodore


I have well over 500 total hour put into it

That's almost twenty-one days down the crapper. You should call square-enix and demand they refund your life back.




Mr_Alert


ALERT YOU ARE NO LONGER THE STAFF MEMBER WITH THE LOWEST POST COUNT AND I DEMAND YOU STOP SPREADING LIES.

Who is now? :(

(EDIT: If you're talking about phunk, he has the same post count as me as ...




Mooseka


ALERT YOU ARE NO LONGER THE STAFF MEMBER WITH THE LOWEST POST COUNT AND I DEMAND YOU STOP SPREADING LIES.




Mooseka


PRETTY IRONIC, SUMISUSAN. PEOPLE THINK I'M SO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE THAT THEY GAVE ME Z2 =(

how DOES one get to be an admin and or get to own Z2? How did you do it? Tell us about your steady rise to f ...




dapper gent


here's one!

lock is a patented anti
lock is busy?????
lock is sealed to ip65
lock is an easy
lock is the key to security
lock is available for free
lock is an oasis of calm in north london
l ...



zamros


Alright, folks, what happened to my admins and my mods for off topic? I didn't do anything to get them taken away! I DEMAND THEM BACK THIS INSTANT. That is all.



Mooseka


I DEMAND THE SAME.



dapper gent


that is a wonderful avatar and i demand to know where you got it.



Will Sharber


I'll contribute a little bit. But I DEMAND creative freedom. Because I'm Rosy O'donnel.

I'm in high demand! But not high supply. Sorry, folks.

this is ryan

hahaha oh god i have no idea what's going on here but i want the russian posts back too (hint it's for my right hand)

i'm sorry but i said i would delete any further russian threads on sight and i'm sticking to it

why don't you people appreciate my efforts

waah

I demand The Return of the Jedi

dos:

clecky: x3

i demand The Return of the Hits

nuero :









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clecky::

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