Newbie adoption thread
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:40 pm
If you are reading this, you are a newbie and need to be adopted by someone older, more experienced and better looking than you. Personally anyone I adopt can expect to be left out in family gatherings and be treated unfairly in comparison to my natural children. After a long time of this you may/may not be eligible for Hogwarts.
rules:
1. The doubts and horrors around us - which we did not reveal - made us wish only to escape from the austral world of desolation and brooding madness as swiftly as we could.
2. It would be cumbrous to give a detailed, consecutive account of our wanderings inside that cavernous, aeon-dead honeycomb of primal masonry - that monstrous lair of elder secrets which now echoed for the first time, after uncouted epichs, to the tread of human feet.
3. The little girl is just too little too little too little.
rules:
1. The doubts and horrors around us - which we did not reveal - made us wish only to escape from the austral world of desolation and brooding madness as swiftly as we could.
2. It would be cumbrous to give a detailed, consecutive account of our wanderings inside that cavernous, aeon-dead honeycomb of primal masonry - that monstrous lair of elder secrets which now echoed for the first time, after uncouted epichs, to the tread of human feet.
3. The little girl is just too little too little too little.
By golly, I think he has it!