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Do you like books?

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:47 am
by Commodore
answer the damn question.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:48 am
by MadTom
You forgot "Gay."

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:56 am
by Commodore
This has been addressed.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:13 am
by MadTom
Excellent.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:37 pm
by Zenith Nadir
some of my favourite things ever are in books

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:45 pm
by 760
It really depends on whats in the book, really.
If its porn YAY.
If its a story about a girl with polio or something daft (NAY)
If its about to men then obviously (GAY).
So it depends.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:40 pm
by Ryan Ferneau
What if it's porn about some daft men with polio?

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:55 pm
by Zenith Nadir
i almost only read books with pictures unless they're for like, schoolwork or some gay shit like that

i'm terrible and a comic book nerd

but i don't regret a second

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:25 pm
by Seventh Shade
I read obsessively when I have the time (mostly science fiction and social shit, some fantasy). Also, this forum looked like "Do you like boobs" on the front page which is the only reason I replied.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:46 pm
by 844
I used to read all the time... these days the only thing I read is Harry Potter.

I tried some more serious stuff like Dune and the Discworld series, but it didn't work out all that well.

Nothing wrong with books though.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:01 pm
by Dr. Dos
What is this naming tomfoo :ler: y

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:02 pm
by craycpanda
go books! go books! go books!

i like to read and i read mostly fantasy and such (though the best book i've ever read was David Eddings' "Regina's Song")
so uuhh go read it i guess.

wait no. the best book i've ever read was "Good Omen" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. go read that one instead. it's awesomer. awesomier. more awesome. whatever.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:23 pm
by Furry Jesus Freak
My favorites are The Lord of The Rings (and all related material), The Lost Years of Merlin, The Riftwar Legacy (and the Serpentwar Saga, etc.), and of course, the Bible. Especially Revelation.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:51 pm
by nuero
lotr holds the magick of satan and the 6 devils

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:55 pm
by Dr. Dos
Revelation? bah

it's all about Exodus.

LET THEM GO PLZ

<moseska> let my people go!
<pharoah nadir> hahah no
<moseska> oh snap. well some bad shit will go down if you don't <s>give me my nutmeg</s> let them go.
<pharoah nadir> go away >:(
* moseska thinks "what a grumpy pharoah nadir is!"

NO SERIOUSLY

<moseska> ok pharoah LET THEM GO
<pharoah nadir> no
<moseska> there's going to be PLAGUES now
<pharoah nadir> WHATEVER

PLAGUE ONE

<pharoah nadir> WHY IS MY WATER RED
<moseska> i invented kool aid <3 no can my people go?
<pharoah nadir> no >:(

PLAGUE TWO

<pharoah nadir> WHY ARE THERE FROGS IN MY KOOL AID
<moseska> i did it
<pharoah nadir> :gay:

PLAGUE THREE

<pharoah nadir> WHY IS MY BLOOD BEING DRANK BY MOSQUITOES LIKE IT WAS KOOL AID
<moseska> me
<pharoah nadir> your people still CAN'T GO TO THE PARTY NEXT SUNDAY

PLAGUE FOUR

<pharoah nadir> Picture yourself on a boat in a river... with tangerine dreams and marmalade skies
<moseska> PLAGUE OF BEATLES. also can we go now
<pharoah nadir> NO
<moseska> :gay:

PLAGUE 5

<pharoah nadir> my horse is dead
<moseska> I HAVE INVENTED GLUE
<pharoah nadir> you sir suck :(

PLAGUE 6

<pharoah nadir> look ozy and broadsword
<moseska> PLAGUE OF <s>SORES</s> SWORDS. CAN WE GO NOW?
<pharoah nadir> no

PLAGUE 7

<pharoah nadir> SNOWBALL FIGHT
<moseska> rock

PLAGUE 8

<pharoah nadir> OH SHIT LOCUSTS
<moseska> yeah i'm kind of serious about this party
<pharoah nadir> anubis says no.

PLAGUE 9

<pharoah nadir> I'M BLIND!
<moseska> turning people into zaphod plague <3
<pharoah nadir> you've done your worst FUCK YOU

PLAGUE 10

<pharoah nadir> YOU FUCKING KILLED :ler:
<moseska> can i go now
<pharoah nadir> k :(