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Der Wille zur Macht
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:18 pm
by wildkarrdex
A nine year old boy asks his mother,
"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds
"Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to
be consistent, the mother answers,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with
understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:53 pm
by Ando
Pretty funny. I just sent that joke to my mom. I made a joke about a year ago, and here it is:
Q: How come there aren't any chairs at the meeting place of Michael Jackson's chapter of the boy scouts?
A: Because they all sit on his lap.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:23 pm
by Commodore
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
:)
:D
XD
XP
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:29 pm
by Furry Jesus Freak
Q) How are Michael Jackson and a TV similar?
A) A three year old can turn them both on.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:21 pm
by Ando
Commodore wrote:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
:)
:D
XP
So you're fluent in German despite being Jewish? Your parents must hate you.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:42 pm
by Zenith Nadir
what
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:58 pm
by FSFunky
so ando when are you going to do the "i'm not going to be retarded anymore" part
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:21 pm
by Commodore
According to Monty Python that's the funniest joke in the world... in German, although it's complete jibberish, so I'm not really fluent, and when did I tell you I was jewish?
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:23 pm
by nuero
hay Q why are meicheal jackosn jokes funny
A because he got accusecd of raping children and everyone jusst assumes its true
you're all dumb
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:36 pm
by Ando
Commodore wrote:According to Monty Python that's the funniest joke in the world... in German, although it's complete jibberish, so I'm not really fluent, and when did I tell you I was jewish?
I read that you were Jewish in one of your game reviews. You know, the review where you comment that at the end of some game it tries to convert you to christianity. I don't know what the game is called.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:02 pm
by Dr. Dos
obviously he's christian after the game converted him.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:56 pm
by superbowl shuffle
What's black and comes on little white cans? Give up? Michael Jackson!
And some others that all relate to him being accused of sexing little boys.
They're only really funny if you aren't expecting Michael Jackson to be the punchline.
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:59 pm
by Dr. Dos
What do you call a Creed with red hair? Dead.
What do you call a Creed with black hair? Dead.
What did the Creed say as the hearse drove by? "Taxi!"
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:28 am
by wildkarrdex
AGHHHH JEWSSSSSSSSSSS
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:32 pm
by nuero
knock knock
who's there
nuero