z2

now

he's right.

i've been waiting for this thread to happen ever since the description for this forum was the "does z2 need more hot vore action?".

i just didn't think you guys would go the easy route.

voted no because the joke is too easy

Voted yes because the joke is so late.

Didn't vote because there's no poll.

Here's your hot vore action!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
Oh, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow.
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat.
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog.
She swallowed the dog, to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly.
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She's dead, of course!

There.

I never heard that song until a few years ago when stampede was trying to remember the lyrics to it.

Let's add new verses to it so we can continue the hot vore action all this season!

I know an old lady who swallowed Bill Nye.
I don't know why she swallowed Bill Nye.
(He tastes like pie?)

I know an old lady who swallowed your mother.
One thing led to another, and she swallowed your mother!
She swallowed your mother to catch Bill Nye,
But I don't know why she swallowed Bill Nye.
Perhaps he's pie.

I know an old lady who swallowed New Zealand.
They were reelin' 'n' squealin' 'bout lil' ol' New Zealand.
She swallowed New Zealand to catch your mother,
(One thing led to another, so she swallowed the others.)
She swallowed your mother to catch Bill Nye,
But I don't know why she swallowed Bill Nye,
The science guy.

I'd like to know the logic in swallowing a cow to catch a goat.

Well, what would YOU swallow?

i think the answer to that one is obvious ;)

hard rabbit dick and warm bunny boners

Hahah oh God I was actually going to post the answer too

Ryan Ferneau wrote:Well, what would YOU swallow?

I'd just swallow a pie, cos I like piez (i like steak and kidney myself)

Red Faction wrote:

Ryan Ferneau wrote:Well, what would YOU swallow?

I'd just swallow a pie, cos I like piez (i like steak and kidney myself)

The last time someone posted in this thread was Sep 09, 2004.

You posted in it Sep 29, 2004.

Twenty days. Twenty days. TWENTY FUCKING DAYS.

Stop resurrecting dead threads.

LEARN TO READ THE DATE OF THE LAST POST.