Attention Fellow ZZTers! <<because im canadian lumberj

Post by **clecky** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:41 pm

It has come to my attention that a 40 year old man posting as a young Christian boy has entered the forum under the Alias "Jazzy". Jazzy should be considered very dangerous and avoided at all costs. If Jazzy attempts to get you to meet him under the guise of a Church-related gathering please contact an admin immediately.

That is all. Happy ZZTing!

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:48 pm

* Jazzy is now known as Eli
<Eli> Ha!
<Eli> I'm safe!
<Eli> ^_^
<Dr_Dos> :O
* Clecky sets mode: +b *!*@30BC9FF0.1847CBCD.20B7784F.IP
<Stak> AHA! I can now prove your guilt
<Stak> Eli rearranged is lie
* Eli was kicked by Clecky (you're the faggot)
<Clecky> stak its true
<Clecky> post that on the thread

Here is a recent photograph of this person:

Post by **clecky** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:50 pm

Edit

It has come to my attention that said photo of Jazzy is not real

here is a more recent photo:

also shocking new chatlogs reveal Jazzy's true vendetta:
<Jazzy2290> god I'm so close to them [children]
<Jazzy2290> everything floats down here sonny
<Jazzy> Hey kids! why don't you come into my van for candy and a free ride?
<Jazzy> Does anyone want my video of a naked 4 year old eating ice cream?

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:02 pm

I have unearthed another photograph of the monster plauging our forums!

Truly shocking.

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:57 pm

I never said any of that. =( Oh, and Clecky, unfortunately for you, it's just your own wishful thinking.

810 · Post by **810** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:03 pm

i have found new picture

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:31 pm

You enter the dungeon. Three ZZT trolls await with images to post.

Jazzy plays SUPER JESUS OF JUSTICE!!!
Jazzy hits for 1.825215182319323e+31 damage!

Stak gets the KKK blown clean out of him!
Clecky gets the KKK blown clean out of him!
Farm drops his weapon!

Jazzy gains +24 experience.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:37 pm

You encounter "Micah" a drakish paladin.

He kicks your fucking ass.

You die.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:42 pm

You reboot. The adventure game is CORRUPTED and you have to exorcize the demons that have possessed your computer (reinstall).

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:06 pm

lol nerd foreplay

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:58 pm

It has come to my attention that there is a new threat on our boards! He is known as Ando, but has recently changed his username to "Dr. Andonuts" to avoid recognition! DO NOT BE FOOLED! THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!

If you see Ando, report the incident to either Clecky, myself, or a z2 admin, and we will deal with it.

Thanks, and happy ZZTing!

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:43 pm

What, is Ando your mortal enemy now? Sheesh.

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:46 pm

Ryan Ferneau wrote:What, is Ando your mortal enemy now? Sheesh.

Oh, hush. It keeps him busy.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:49 pm

FSFunky wrote:
Ryan Ferneau wrote:What, is Ando your mortal enemy now? Sheesh.
Oh, hush. It keeps him busy.

Exactly. Every now and then, I must have an arch-nemesis to hate. First it was Tyrannous, then Druss, and now it's Ando.

OTHERWISE, MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE, AND THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:14 am

Stak wrote:
FSFunky wrote:
Ryan Ferneau wrote:What, is Ando your mortal enemy now? Sheesh.
Oh, hush. It keeps him busy.
Exactly. Every now and then, I must have an arch-nemesis to hate. First it was Tyrannous, then Druss, and now it's Ando.

OTHERWISE, MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE, AND THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

Stak appears in the second panel.