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<gofer-chan> i am swallowing the first pill
<Eli> GOD LOVES HIM
<gofer-chan> only about 3 or 4 more
<gofer-chan> until there is no turning back
<gofer-chan> eli YOUR GOD GAVE ME THIS DISEASE
<skullie> dumb
<mOdac> then why did he do all that horrible shit to him, eli?
<mOdac> andwer me
<Eli> don't do this
<Eurakarte> gofer will you contact us if you get reincarnated as a
human
<mOdac> tell me why he did that
<gofer-chan> karte ill call you
<Eurakarte> awesome
<mOdac> gofer call me too
<gofer-chan> ELI GIVE ME A FUCKING REASON TO LIVE
<Eurakarte> see you later then gofer
<gofer-chan> OR I'M TAKING THE SECOND PILL!!!!
<Eli> I can't speak 4 God
<skullie> hey you
<skullie> you dumb
<gofer-chan> thats it
<Eli> f u
<mOdac> then you don't know that god loves gofer
<gofer-chan> ive taken the second pill
<gofer-chan> im starting to feel...
<gofer-chan> dizzy
<Eli> I KNOW HE DOES
<gofer-chan> only a few more
<gofer-chan> and everything
<gofer-chan> all the pain
<mOdac> gofer <3 :(
<gofer-chan> it will all fade away
<mOdac> goodbye good buddy :((
<gofer-chan> goodbye mordac
<Eli> DON'T FU$$ WITH ME!
<Eurakarte> bye gofer =(
<gofer-chan> ill see you in the next life
<mOdac> you will always be in my heart
<Eli> NO!
<Dr_Dos> nice knowing you gofer
<gofer-chan>
for showing me what to do<Eli> I'm fing serious
<Eurakarte> "don't fuss with me"?
<mOdac> I love you :(
<gofer-chan> goodbye
<skullie> ```````````````````
<Dr_Dos> you were cool
<Eli> NO!!!!!
<gofer-chan> im feeling really dizzy
<gofer-chan> i just want to fall asleep right here
<Stak> hahaha he censored fuss
<Eli> DON'T DUDED
<gofer-chan> but i have to take another pill
<gofer-chan> just to make sure
<gofer-chan> taking the third pill in 5...
<Stak> hahahahaha
<gofer-chan> 4...
<gofer-chan> 3..
<gofer-chan> 2..
<gofer-chan> 1...
<Eli> NO!
<mOdac> stak shut the hell up this is serious
<Dr_Dos> happy new year
<mOdac> you faggot
<gofer-chan> thridl pil
<gofer-chan> ohm ylfgod
<Eli> JESUS LOVES YOU!
<gofer-chan> im so dizzyh
<gofer-chan> eli its itoo a,llte
<mOdac> eli no
<_ry0suke_> i told u i was hardcore
<mOdac> he doesn't
<gofer-chan> its too late
<Stak> omg m0dac I am so sorry
<skullie> these must be awesome pills
<mOdac> we've seen how much jesus hates him
<gofer-chan> imim fading aqwiay
<skullie> to act so fast
<Eli> U FAG
<Eli> STFU
<gofer-chan> skiokjllie they reule
<Clecky> gofer is it x
<Stak> so sorry that I also spelled your name with a zero
<_ry0suke_> gofer stop
<gofer-chan> nnon ryo
<Eli> YES
<Eurakarte> eli now you're calling people fags
<_ry0suke_> Eli stop him
<gofer-chan> imm taking lthe 4ht pill eli!!1
<Dr_Dos> i'll tell guy you love him
<Eli> I'M PI$$ED
<gofer-chan> 4
<gofer-chan> i took ikt
<Eli> NO!
<Eli> NO|
<Eli> NO
<Eli> No
<_ry0suke_> Eli only god can save him now
<gofer-chan> i took pill #4ij
<gofer-chan> im dy igng
<gofer-chan> theres no tuirnking back
<gofer-chan> gokodbyye
<Eli> ....
<mOdac> goodbye :(((
<Eli> is this a stupid prank?
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not
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<Eurakarte> see ya gofer
<gofer-chan> nnoo
<gofer-chan> itsn not a bprinak
<gofer-chan> mmgogoobdye
<gofer-chan> e;lli
<Eli> ...
<gofer-chan> iiif i siee god
<Dr_Dos> we'd be some pretty horrible people to play such a prank :(
<Eli> me is crying in real life
<gofer-chan> ]ill tekkll him hi foor u
<gofer-chan> :(((999;;;
<Eli> no
<mOdac> eli why the fuck would we be joking about something like that?
<gofer-chan> tohis is thik end
<gofer-chan> goodbye
<_ry0suke_> I'm calling 911
<Eli> .....
<_ry0suke_> hang on
<Eli> DO IT
<Eli> ry0
<mOdac> ryo just let him go
<Eli> NOW!
<mOdac> he can finally be at peace
<Eli> FU
<Eli> FU
<Eli> HELL IS NOT PEACE YOU AS
<Clecky> eli shut up ok
<Eli> NO!
<mOdac> eli after all the suffering he's been through there's no way
he's
going to hell
<Eli> YES
<Eli> THERE
<Eli> |S
<mOdac> no
<mOdac> why would he do that?
<skullie> eli ry0 calling 911
<Eli> WITHOUT CHRIST, ALL ARE DOOMEd
<skullie> what's he gonna do
<mOdac> make him suffer through life just so he could suffer in death?
<skullie> say "help me english bobbies"
<skullie> "i've got a friend in america that needs your help"
<Eurakarte> yeah that's right
<Eurakarte> ryo is not even in the same country
<_ry0suke_> Skullie that's 999
<Eurakarte> i would do it but hey i can't use the phone and the
interweb at
the same time
<_ry0suke_> Anyway I called his county police station
<Eli> GOPHER IS THIS A SICK PRANK
<_ry0suke_> They laughed at me and said 'sure kid'
<Dr_Dos> gofer
<mOdac> eli this isn't a fucking prank you goddamn cock
<Clecky> ry0 =(
<Dr_Dos> uh gofer :(
<_ry0suke_> Eli gofer of all people wouldn't do this
<Eli> f u
<Eurakarte> gofer you there?
<_ry0suke_> Fuck
<Eli> ok
<_ry0suke_> the police won't help
<mOdac> I'm calling him and he's not picking up his phone
<Eurakarte> guess not
<Eli> phone?
<_ry0suke_> I'll try calling his house too
<Eli> u know him?
<mOdac> his cell phone
<Eurakarte> i tried his cell
<skullie> i'm messaging gofer and he's responding
<Eurakarte> it did not work
<skullie> oh my god he's alive
<mOdac> not personally
<_ry0suke_> Yes.
<mOdac> skullie what
<skullie> <gofer-chan> shh skullie
<Eli> .....
<skullie> <gofer-chan> i am just kidding
<Eli> ....
<mOdac> you fucking liar
<_ry0suke_> that's sick.
<mOdac> if he was kidding he would have told me
<Eli> .........
<Clecky> what an ass
<Eli> indeed
<mOdac> gofer and I are tight
<Eurakarte> he sure ain't talking to me
<Eli> really?
<mOdac> if something was up, I would know
<_ry0suke_> skullie's just a trick player
<mOdac> and he's definitely not talking to me
<mOdac> you fucking asshole
<_ry0suke_> what with all that ddr
<Eurakarte> i think he'd say something to me if he were faking it
<mOdac> this is no time for jokes
<skullie> <gofer-chan> tell ry0 to stuff it
<Stak> how can you be so insensitive
<_ry0suke_> lies :(
<mOdac> okay now you're just making shit up you goddamn fucking asshole
<Eli> Skullie, if you're lying I will track you down and FU#% YOU UP!
<mOdac> someone please ban skullie
<Eurakarte> gofer would not tell ryo to stuff it
<Eurakarte> eli
<mOdac> this is serious
<Eurakarte> we don't like profanity like that in here
<Eurakarte> even censored
<Eli> ...
<Eli> You cuss
<Eli> =(
<skullie> don't call eurakarte a cuss
<Eli> I'm serious
<skullie> you dick
<mOdac> poor gofer :(
<Eli> .....
<_ry0suke_> Goddamn it
<Eurakarte> well look
<Eurakarte> if gofer did do it at least we know he's in a better place
<Eli> ....
<mOdac> why did god have to punish him like that?
<Eli> NO
<_ry0suke_> Hold on, I'm going to call his mom's work
<Eurakarte> or reincarnated as a cute little baby
<mOdac> what the hell did he ever do to god?
<Eurakarte> we can't really know for sure
<_ry0suke_> brb
<Eurakarte> but it's one of the two
<Eli> He sinned
<Eli> We all do
<Eurakarte> i don't know
<mOdac> eli he didn't fucking sin in the womb
<Eurakarte> gofer was a pretty good guy
<Dr_Dos> haha maybe he is now a real gofer
<Eurakarte> i don't think he sinned
<Clecky> yeah
<_ry0suke_> Okay guys
<skullie> <gofer-chan> tell karte i still am a good guy
<Clecky> gofer was a niec guy
<Clecky> hahha
<_ry0suke_> his mom is on her way to his house right now
<Eli> all your works are as dirty rags b4 the throne of God
<Clecky> nice*
<mOdac> jesus christ skullie
<mOdac> that's not funny
<_ry0suke_> she's calling an ambulence too
<Clecky> ry0 shit
<skullie> <gofer-chan> lol
<Eli> yes
<mOdac> you fuck
<Clecky> hes lucky you're here ry0
<Eli> yes
<_ry0suke_> He's just lucky I know his mom's work
<Eli> KICK SKULLIE
<Eli> HE'S MEAN
<dave2> what the fuck are you guys up to
<dave2> you're all banned
<_ry0suke_> `kick skullie mean
<Dr_Dos> skullie stop being so insensitive :(
<skullie> <gofer-chan> tell dave2 i am pretending to commit suicide
<Clecky> `op cake
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#rawr by Dr_Dos
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<mOdac> skullie you shit
<mOdac> what an asshole
<Eli> yay
<Clecky> yeah
<Eli> yes
<gofer-chan> oh my gosh
<gofer-chan> am i alive???
<gofer-chan> IM ALIVE
<Eli> ?!?!?!!
<gofer-chan> IM STILL ALIVE
<mOdac> gofer
<mOdac> gofer
<Eli> ?!?!?!?!?!!??!
<gofer-chan> everyone
<gofer-chan> i
<_ry0suke_> gofer!
<gofer-chan> i died
<Clecky> jesus
<gofer-chan> i think i died!!!
<gofer-chan> eveyting went black
<Eli> ?!?!?!?!?
<gofer-chan> it was fading outtt
<Eli> KO
<mOdac> what the fuck?
<Eli> K.O.
<gofer-chan> but then
<gofer-chan> no
<gofer-chan> just listen
<gofer-chan> please everyone
<gofer-chan> just listen to my story
<gofer-chan> i woke back up
<_ry0suke_> My grandpa died for 15 seconds in surgery
<gofer-chan> and everything was so hot
<_ry0suke_> it happens
<gofer-chan> it was just burning hot, all around
<gofer-chan> and i heard people screaming
<gofer-chan> and i just felt alone... more alone than ive ever been in
my
life
<Stak> gofer I casted Life 2 on you
<gofer-chan> not alone as in i was just in a house alone or something
<gofer-chan> but as in
<gofer-chan> i was... alone from god
<gofer-chan> i was in hell
<gofer-chan> i was scared
<gofer-chan> i thought id be stuck there forever
<_ry0suke_> From the lord!
<gofer-chan> but then... something opened up above me
<gofer-chan> and light poured through
<gofer-chan> and a hand reached down and i grabbed onto it
<Stak> It was me using a Phoenix Down
<gofer-chan> and someone... someone pulled me out of that dark and
firey
hole
<Clecky> lets all believe in god now kewl
<gofer-chan> i coudlnt see his face
<gofer-chan> but it was just pure light
<gofer-chan> and he told me
<_ry0suke_> Final Fantasy isn't real Stak duh
<gofer-chan> that it wasnt my time
<gofer-chan> and that he loved me
<gofer-chan> and had a plan for me
<mOdac> oh my god
<gofer-chan> and that i was getting another chance
<gofer-chan> and oh boy
* Eli sobs
<gofer-chan> am i going to make the most of it!
<mOdac> I was so wrong :(((
<_ry0suke_> Dude..
<Clecky> in #anti-furry
<Clecky> * Joins: Amurtiger (~chatzilla@18E353D0.FDEA7C1B.325CFAE1.IP)
<Clecky> <Amurtiger> why?
<Clecky> * Parts: Amurtiger (~chatzilla@18E353D0.FDEA7C1B.325CFAE1.IP)
<Dr_Dos> :D
<mOdac> well
<gofer-chan> i couldnt believe it myself
<Eli> ...
<gofer-chan> but i was so wrong
<gofer-chan> i was living a lie
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<mOdac> I'm just glad jesus was there to help you
<Dr_Dos> clecky join the channel they're in
<gofer-chan> i cant believe i thought i would be reincarnated
<gofer-chan> i was in HELL
<Dr_Dos> and be like why not?
<_ry0suke_> Chibilain!
<gofer-chan> i was in hell itself
<mOdac> and I am so sorry for telling you to kill yourself :(
<gofer-chan> im a changed man
<gofer-chan> mordac its alright
<mOdac> I thought it was the right thing to do
<gofer-chan> i forgive you
<gofer-chan> and so does jesus
<ChibiLain> You must have biiiig rats, you need Hattori Hanzo steel....
<gofer-chan> so does jesus, mordac.
<mOdac> <3
<gofer-chan> eli
<ChibiLain> hey kiddies. =)
<dave2> gofer
<gofer-chan> how can i
<gofer-chan> ask god into my heart?
<dave2> don't fuck around like that
<ChibiLain> My little jailbait loves MC Chris.
<gofer-chan> i want to be like you
<dave2> you little bitch
<ChibiLain> We've been listening to Evergreen all day.
<_ry0suke_> Samurai Showdown
<dave2> ok?
<Eurakarte> eli chibilain is a girl who has lots of premarital sex with
guys
<_ry0suke_> Eli
<_ry0suke_> he escaped damnation
<Stak> Eli is *speechless*
<Eli> Just admit you're a sinner and that u need Him, that u believe
the
Bible, and that you wnt to serve Him and be His child
<gofer-chan> i do
<Stak> or not
<gofer-chan> i am a sinner
<Eli> Tell Him.
<gofer-chan> but... can he love me after all the bad things ive done?
<Eli> That's it
<gofer-chan> eli, ive done a lot of bad things
<Eli> YES!
<gofer-chan> ive looked at porn
<ChibiLain> Fuck you. =P I'm a virgin, thnx.
<Eli> He LOVES you
<gofer-chan> i touched a girls breast once
<gofer-chan> through her bra
<dave2> chibi, not by choice
<Eli> HE LOVES YOU
<gofer-chan> eli ive HATED PEOPLE
<dave2> are you still dating that 14 year old
<Eli> So have i
<gofer-chan> can god really love me after all that?
<ChibiLain> Yes.
<_ry0suke_> chibi i'm a duck
<Eli> yes
<gofer-chan> wow
<mOdac> gofer and that one time you sucked that guy's dick :(((
<gofer-chan> mordac that was the old me
<gofer-chan> this is a new me
<mOdac> yes
<Eli> Just pray the prayer
<gofer-chan> those were past sins
<gofer-chan> theyve been forgiven
<Revvy> modac what o.O
<gofer-chan> eli i will!
<Eli> yes
<mOdac> well I think this is proof positive
* Eli praises God
<mOdac> that god really does love you
<mOdac> and all of us
<_ry0suke_> The lord works in mysterious ways
<Eli> Some1 log tjis
<_ry0suke_> like bono
<Eli> this^
<gofer-chan> i am logging this
<gofer-chan> this is my life moment
<Eli> :D
<Stak> I hope someone is logging this
<Stak> oh
<_ry0suke_> Eli i'm bringing this to my church
<Eli> me too
<gofer-chan> eli i know of a church near here
<gofer-chan> should i start attending?
<Eli> tes
<gofer-chan> my parents arent christian
<Eli> yes
<gofer-chan> my mom isnt home much
<Eli> so?
<gofer-chan> and my dad is usually drunk
<Eli> so?
<Revvy> stak i always log
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lesson
today, always realize that god loves you, and he doesn't want to see
you
hurt
<gofer-chan> but you know what?
<gofer-chan> im going to pray for them
<Eli> good
<gofer-chan> because if god can change me
<Revvy> dos <3
<gofer-chan> he can change ANYONE!
<ChibiLain> SOo umm...who's Eli?
<Eli> U serious? God loves ALL OF YOU
<Dr_Dos> jazzy from z2
<Stak> revvy thumbs-up
<Eli> Jazzy
<Moose[sleep]> oh shit
<Moose[sleep]> HEY JAZZY
<Moose[sleep]> I LOVE YOU <3
<_ry0suke_> A saviour
<Stak> moose has awoken
<_ry0suke_> Uh oh
<_ry0suke_> the big boy is up
<Eli> gofer, did u pray the prayer
<gofer-chan> eli, do you want the log?
<gofer-chan> and yes i did
<Eli> yes
<Eli> PRAISE LORD JESUS
<gofer-chan> as soon as i said the prayer it just felt like im a new
man
<Eli> plz
<Moose[sleep]> what i want the log
<Revvy> :D
<Moose[sleep]> what the fuck you faggots
<Moose[sleep]> give it
<gofer-chan> clean!
<gofer-chan> eli what are you going to do with the log
<gofer-chan> JOOC
<gofer-chan> just out of curiosity
<Stak> well technically it's not over yet
<dave2> moose
<Eli> treauseure it
<Eli> and spread it
<gofer-chan> spread it to whom?
<dave2> gofer tried to kill himself
<dave2> but now he loves god
<Eli> Everyone interested
<mOdac> moose, jesus saved gofer
<dave2> but didn't know about him before even with his ultra religious
parents!!
<Dr_Dos> because we all realize now that god loves us
<mOdac> literally saved him
<mOdac> from burning in hell forever
<Eli> CAn I have the log?
<Dr_Dos> i'm thinking this atheist thing is NOT THE BEST PLAN for me.
<Eli> Jazzy2290@yahoo.com
<mOdac> yeah dos
<mOdac> this is more than enough evidence for me
<Dr_Dos> and i think gofer's experience
<gofer-chan> okay!
<Dr_Dos> has been enough for all of us
<Dr_Dos> to learn the truth.
<Eli> thx
<mOdac> I need to start going to church
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Now, in case you missed it, to know Christ as your personaly savour, you must admit to Him that you're a sinner and need His grace; you need to realize that all have sinned and you can't work your way to Heaven. Romans 12:2 For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
Isaiah ??:?? <I don't remember> For your works are as filthy rags before the throne of God (in terms of salvation). Know that He is not willing that ANY should perish, but that ALL should come to repentance. Are you ready to pray the prayer? Here it is:
Dear God, I admit that I'm a sinner, and that I can't earn my way to Heaven. I know I've sinned against you. I accept and believe that Jesus Christ of Nazareth is the Son of God, and I believe in Him, that He lived, died, and was ressurected. I accept your gift of forgiveness, and I now choose to serve you. Thank you for forgiving me and loving me enough to send Jesus. In Jesus's name I pray, Amen.
That's it. Now you are guarenteed a place in Heaven. If you spoke truely and meant what you said, you're a changed person, a born again person. God Bless you all.
-Jazzy, who shall soon be called Eli.
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