The Anglo-Saxons have two Edda poems. The MZXers have another Edda:
clables mortified eestian programmers,
led by clysm seikluskas, they attacked with hammers.
clables's army was all american,
but a traitor there was, snowm called the pellican.
clables's chateau was very roomy,
and brightly decorated; but the sky was gloomy.
clables ran to scott hammack, his fellow eesti-hider,
who roomed with his not-so-friend -- the awful zenith nadir.
lietuva, latvia, eesti, his happiness was spoiled,
by snowm and his english friends; the eesti rise was foiled.
snowm forged this conspiracy through ages and ages;
now it really came to pass -- newbies can be sages.
snowm was a nine-year-old, so he couldn't make a better
scheme to stop the eesti-rise, as it said in the letter.
so, the english kids scared clables alive,
snowm was their leader; he didn't speak jive.
snowm fired a lazer wall to clables,
and read all his secrets, you wouldn't be able
to believe anything of it; then he left him alone,
but clables was just terrified, so he run back home.
but snowm gave him a suggestion and just as predicted,
clables got a heart attack: he was thought-afflicted.
clables was killed thanks to snowm, the eesti land was free,
but the ground was spoiled. more wars there will be.