@thread

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:56 pm

#end
:touch

$Hey guys what's up

#zap touch
#end

those are like 3/5 zzt oop commands that i remember!

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:29 pm

@Moose
#end
:touch
shut up.
#endgame

642 · Post by **642** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:32 pm

@Appliance
#cycle 1
#end
:touch
I can dance!
# :fsfunky:

#end
:shot
blarg
#put seek red fake
#become red fake
'lol...I have died...

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:17 am

@HAMMER
#end
:touch
$You
it seems to be a rather worn looking
hammer. worth keeping?

!a;Surely.
!;Not a snowball's chance in hell.
#end
:a
#lock
you snag the hammer and place it in your
FURR
#set hammer
/i
#become fake

681 · Post by **681** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:08 am

@Icabod
#end
:touch
What the hell is going on here?
#zap touch
#end
:touch
This is getting retarded...
#zap touch
#end
:touch
GOD WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS!?
#zap touch
#end
:touch
$
$He's almost cracked, finish him off?
$
!no;No, I don't want to touch him again!
!yes;Yes, let's be even more stupid and poke him again!
$
#end
:no
$
$You don't want to touch him again...
$But it would be fun to see what happenes.
$You take back your choice and poke him anyway.
$
/i
:yes
$
$*touch*
$
$NO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
$
$*BOOM!*
$
#char 178
#put n red fake
#put e red fake
#put s red fake
#put w red fake
#zap touch
#end
:touch
Eww...gross...
#zap touch
#end
:touch
Uh...it was all Purple Fro's fault!
#end

~~~

Yes, I am so stupid I wrote all that.
Please yell at me and my stupidity now.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 1:54 am

@Stak
#cycle 1
#end
:touch
:*:
#zap touch
#end
:touch
Damnit, no.
#zap touch
#end
:touch
Noooo!!!
#become plaid key

Aplsos · Post by **Aplsos** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:18 am

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@Apliance
#cycle 1
#end
:touch
(Appliance seems to be preoccupied with
masturbation.)
$
#if hammer !m;It's payback time!
#end
:m
#lock
(Using all the stealth you can muster, you
sneak up behind Appliance.  You raise the
hammer you snagged earlier, and bring it
down with immense force, the fires of
hatred burning in your eyes!  The only two
things Appliance notices before his life
ends are a sharp pain in the back of his
head, and a sudden inability to see
straight.  The impact creates a sickening
crunch, and blood splatters everywhere.)
/i
#put w red boulder
#put w blue boulder
#put w red boulder
#put w red boulder
#change red boulder fake
#change blue boulder empty
#char 1
#zap touch
#unlock
#end
:touch
(The very messy corpse of Appliance rests
here.)
$
!nab;Take a trophy to show the King.
#end
:nab
#zap touch
(Using your bare hands, you seperate the
pulpy head of Appliance from the rest of
the corpse.  The King will certainly be
pleased with you now!)
#set trophy
#char 15
#end
:touch
(The blood-soaked and beheaded corpse of
Appliance rests here.)
#end

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:29 am

@Stak
#end
:touch
:touch
:touch
:touch
1-2-3 times two to the six! Jonesin' for your fix of the Limp Bizkit mix!
#zap touch
#end
:touch
1-2-3 times two to the six! Jonesin' for your fix of the Limp Bizkit mix!

nondescript: yes stak
nondescript: we've all seen the spiderman edits
#end

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 3:55 am

Aplsos wins.

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:08 am

:touch
*~D@2ZZT IS FOR FAGGOTS
die as an item

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 5:42 am

@Dos
#cycle 1
MORE LIKE : "touch" YOU FAG.
#restart

Post by **clecky** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:38 am

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 7:52 am

this thread fucking sucks.

whoever started it is an idiot

#endgame

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:11 am

@Nadir
#cycle 1
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
#shoot seek
?seek
#restart

519 · Post by **519** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:01 pm