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A summer tip

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:55 am
by Jotz
I think I just discovered something that will save your itching problems from insect bites. First, get an ice cube and apply it to the area of the bite for 10-20 seconds. Then remove the ice cube and immediately apply warm water to the area. Repeat that one more time and there you go, temporary itching relief.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:20 am
by 235
Either that or you stab yourself in the face.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:38 am
by Quantum P.
microwave wrote:Either that or you stab yourself in the face.
I don't see how that would help with the itching.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:52 am
by 235
fart in my face

Re: A summer tip

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:49 pm
by FSFunky
Jotz wrote:I think I just discovered something that will save your itching problems from insect bites. First, get an ice cube and apply it to the area of the bite for 10-20 seconds. Then remove the ice cube and immediately apply warm water to the area. Repeat that one more time and there you go, temporary itching relief.
So I have to spend five minutes to get rid of itching for a couple of minutes?

Sounds like a lose/lose situation to me.

Here's a tip: Don't get bitten by insects.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:05 pm
by Commodore
I'd like to see you try.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:07 pm
by FSFunky
Commodore wrote:I'd like to see you try.
ARE YOU PUTTING MY AWESOME KUNG-FU SKILZZ INTO DOUBT?

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 4:21 pm
by Dr. Dos
Or, or, you could just keep the ice on it. Then you'll be like "OH FUCK, COLD" rather than "OH FUCK, ITCH"

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:58 pm
by 97
The Best Summer Tip (tm) is brought you you by Moonpie:

<Moonpie> Dude
<Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 6:50 pm
by Mooseka
microwave wrote:Either that or you stab yourself in the face.
quoted for truth.

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 8:25 pm
by superbowl shuffle
thx 4 the hot tip!

My suggestion is to cut the bite open. It works.

Re: A summer tip

Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:08 pm
by spekk
FSFunky wrote:Here's a tip: Don't get bitten by insects.
Easy for you to say Funky. You don't go <i>outside</i>...

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 1:59 am
by Ryan Ferneau
And not going outside is half the battle.

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:56 am
by Mooseka
go back to gbs

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:03 am
by Zephyr
I think I'd rather just scratch the itch than go through all that trouble.

Oh, and stabbing yourself in the face would help because you would focus on the pain of the blade rather than the itch.