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The Unchecked Decline of Intelligence in Modern-Day Youth

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 12:27 am
by Homz
Just for you, Mr. Bob <3.



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Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 12:36 am
by Mooseka
Mommy, why does daddy hit you?
Does it mean that he loves you, too?
Cause he loves me
Yeah, he loves me

Mommy says that daddy?s not well
Cause he drinks my liquid prell
But he loves me
He hits me
He loves me

When my tears mix with the blood
It just means that I haven?t been good
But he loves me
And he loves me

My puberty hurts
Sometimes I want to scream
When I wake up in a cold, cold sweat
And wish I was just any old teen

Mommy, does daddy hit you?

Mommy, why does daddy hit you?

Does it mean that he loves you, too?
Cause he loves me
And he hits me
And he loves me

Hell is for children
But my house is even worse
My dad drives me to school
My mom rents a hurse

Mommy

Was it dad?
Mommy, why?
Why did you leave me all alone?
Can't you give this dog a bone?
Ow, yeah

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 12:49 am
by Dr. Dos
Wherever I turn, there's
Someone behind me
Waiting to mock me
Hurt me, or blind me
But they don't know I'm strong;
I can resist them

But all the same sometimes I need a little...

Come, all you fucktards,
Who said you knew me,
Whether I'm right or wrong,
You abuse me.
I've seen it all before, a Living Legend;

But all the same sometimes I need a little...

Respite (2x)

I can wash my hands again, yeah.

Respite

Foreign desires,
And fragile devotion.
Deceit and lies just
Set wheels in motion.
Needless to say, I'm fucked.
Slander's immortal.
But all the same sometimes I get a little...

Respite (2x)

I'm lost in the dark again, yeah.

Respite

And everyone...
Can know the pain that I've seen.
I've left my love,
Behind a bloody screen

I'm getting tired...
The time for virtue's over!
I'm all alone.
Whatever happened to my...

Friends, fuck you all,
You wouldn't defend me.
Night's coming down,
This Knife's gonna end me.
Just let me live once more,
Shit, I deserve it...

But all the same sometimes I need a little...

Wherever I turn, there's
Someone behind me
Waiting to mock me
Hurt me, or blind me
But they don't know I'm strong;
I can resist them

But all the same sometimes I need a little...

Respite (2x)

Gonna head toward the light, yeah

Respite

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 12:58 am
by 642
Oh my god...

Get Smart so fucking rocked...

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:06 am
by Dr. Dos
Yes. I love it to this day but never watch it.

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 7:19 am
by nps
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What is this thread supposed to be about again?

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:04 am
by Zenith Nadir
invader zim fanfiction, of course

Note: I made this in school durring I don't remember what period of the
day, so please excuse me if it sounds bad or if it sucks, I was trying
to pretend that I was paying attention to my math teacher. Warning, D/Z
so don't kill me for not telling you, you have been warned. Don't like
the pairing, don't read, that simple.

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Kill Me Softly Angel Of Destruction

Maybe I'm going crazy, but I never thought I'd be feeling how I am for Zim. It's like all of those negative feelings and threats became feelings of desire and compliments.

It's really unusual when you get right down to it. We used to be worst enemies, but now, we're lovers. It's like we never hated each
other at all.

The strangest part about it? I adored every second of the insults he gave me that last week before we actually hooked up. At least he was talking to me.

On the other hand, he came to earth to destroy it at first, and I was its only hope. Now, ever since his planet's leaders told him they'd banished him, I'm his only hope.

Funny. How things turn out, I mean, isn't it?

You start out hating someone with all your might, and before long, you fall in love with the person you're hating. It's strange.

But, yet, I wouldn't trade anything for Zim's heart. He's different from me. A lot different. But, maybe, that is why I love him? I'm not too sure. I just know that I'd do anything that he wants at the drop of a hat.

All of those insults turned into love. It's amazing to me. I just can't figure it out.

I've been an outcast all of my life until I met him, I finally wasn't the only weird one here. He and I, we were so perfect for each other. We still are.

I don't know what I would do without him. Zim's everything to me.

Looking back on all the times we've had together, I can tell right now that I said things I shouldn't have. I told him I wanted to see him on an autopsy table. I told him he'd regret knowing me. So many things, it makes my head spin.

But, now, I can't see how I could ever have thought or told him all that.

It does feel weird to be in love with an alien. Especially when I don't know what race he is. He's never told me. That's one thing that sets him apart from others. If I were banished, I would drop all loyalties to who banished me immediately. But him? He keeps his mouth shut about his race and leaders. He won't even tell me, of all people, the name of his race at least. If he's that loyal to a planetful of others like him that banished him, then I know he'll always be faithful to me.

I'm honestly amazed he sees anything in me at all. As often as I mistreated him, he shouldn't. I don't deserve him to, yet, he does. There are a lot of reasons to love him, now that I think about it. I can tell them to you in lists. It's still unusual, though. We are so different, yet still so alike. We've both been outcasts since the day we were born.

I've been alone my whole life. But then, when I see Zim, I'm suddenly not alone anymore.

Overall, I guess I'm really lucky to have him. Scratch that, I know I'm really lucky to have him.

He kills me slowly but softly with how much he loves me, so, I am okay with it. I love how he does it. I'll let him kill me like this all he wants. After all, he is my Angel of Destruction.

=DMTS=

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:47 am
by Dr. Dos
nps:

yiff yiff

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 7:47 pm
by My Liver Hurtz
I loved Get Smart. But now I don't get it anymore because I don't have digital cable...

Re: The Unchecked Decline of Intelligence in Modern-Day Yout

Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:43 pm
by 570
Homz wrote:Just for you, Mr. Bob <3.



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Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 12:22 am
by Commodore
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 10:43 am
by nps
Nadir. I love you.

Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 1:19 am
by 570
Commodore wrote:Image
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 5:34 pm
by 395
Title: Aaron's Girls

Author: HydeLover

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Hilary, Aaron, and Lindsey get it on.

Disclaimer: I don't own Aaron Carter, Lindsey Lohan, or Hilary Duff. Just borrowing them for a while. :)

"How are we going to get Aaron to agree to this?" Hilary asked her friend, Lindsey.

"Easy." Lindsey assured her. "What is a guy's ultimate fantasy?"

"To have sex with one of those playboy centerfolds?" Hilary guessed.

"Wrong." Lindsey said. "To have sex with two women at the same time!"

"Oh." Hilary said, looking embarrased because she didn't know. "So, you think he'll go for it?"

"Oh, I know he will." Lindsey said with an evil smile.

**LATER THAT NIGHT**

Aaron trudged up the stairs to his and Hilary's apartment. He had had a long day and he was exhausted. When he opened the door he was shocked to find his girlfriend and his ex-girfriend lying naked on his and Hilary's bed!

"What the-" Aaron began.

"It's about time you got home." Hilary said as she saw him. "We've been waiting forever."

"What's wrong, Aaron?" Lindsey asked him. "Haven't you always wanted two women?"

As shocked and tired as Aaron was he couldn't stop himself from getting hard. How could he? Here was his sexy girlfriend and his sexy ex-girlfriend naked in the bed he slept in for Pete's sake. Man, this has to be some dream I'm having.

But when Lindsey's lips met his and Hilary's hands started to unhook his belt, he knew this was no dream.

"Uh, looks like little Aaron likes his surprise." Lindsey said in response to Aaron's moans.

"Trust me, Lindsey." Hilary looked up at her friend with a grin. "He's definitely not little."

"So I see." Lindsey said as she looked down and saw Aaron's cock being released from his cotton prison. Her friend was right, he wasn't little at all. "Want us to take care of that for you?"

Aaron could only nod. Lindsey knew what he wanted though as she took him in her mouth while Hilary took off his shirt and caressed and sucked on each of his nipples. The dual attention brought him to a quick climax.

"Umm." Lindsey said after she had sucked him dry. The sight of her licking her lips got Aaron hard all over again. Even more so when she said, "You taste good."

"He really does, doesn't he?" Hilary giggled.

"I bet he's a good fucker, too." Lindsey said with a wink at her sister.

"Why don't you lie down and find out?" Aaron suggested hoarsely and Lindsey did as she said.

Aaron knew that Lindsey was a girl who like things hard and fast so that's exactly how he fucked her. "Oh, YES!" Lindsey screamed as he thrusted in and out, in and out. Not once slowing down the pace.

Hilary didn't like being left out and she was quite anxious for her turn to be fucked by her gorgeous boyfriend so she started to rub her friend's clit. This made Lindsey come instantly and Aaron came as well at the feel of Lindsey's walls milking him.

When Aaron pulled out of her Hilary whispered in his ear, "My turn."

Aaron was happy to oblige and pretty soon Hilary was on top of him impaling herself on his cock over and over again. Lindsey was getting turned on watching the couple so she crawled on top of Aaron and straddled his face while still facing Hilary. Aaron started eating Lindsey out while fucking Hilary at the same time. Hilary loved the expressions and sounds coming from her froand soon came with wild abandon. This set off a chain reaction. Because of Hilary's climax Aaron came, and because of Aaron's climaz he thrust his tongue up inside Lindsey's pussy harder and faster then you could imagine which in turn made Lindsey come with a scream.

Hilary rolled off of Aaron and soon enough Aaron feel asleep from exhaustion. Hilary cuddled up next to him watching her friend get dressed. "Thanks, Lindsey." she whispered.

"No problem, Hilary." Lindsey smiled at her as she kissed her on the forehead. "We should do this again sometime."

"Oh, definitely." Hilary giggled.

Lindsey smiled at her and gave her a wink before leaving.