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Hello.

I spent my weekend in the hospital. Apparently, I was bitten by some venomous spider or something. Unfortunately, this spider was not radioactive, and so instead of receiving any superpowers, I had an oozing ulcer thing on my leg, bad hospital food, and a large bill.

I left about two hours ago. The swelling has gone down, and I now have a rather disgusting-looking crater thing in my left leg (which has a week or so to heal, or I will need a skin graft). I'll be sure to post pics when I can!

Anyway, that's what happened to me over the weekend. If anyone cares.



EDIT: Grammatical error. Gah.

this is what i found on google while looking for "venom" just now;

I've been beaten.

Goddammit I look like NOTHING now :(

kill the raver

yiff yiff

stumpy is speshul :(

PENNY: ...I hate to ask, but... did you put any
tampons in here?

OSWALD: ...no, I didn't. I sort of, erm...

PENNY: (laughs) Didn't think so, somehow.

MILDRED: I think you'll find I put some in
there, at the bottom.

PENNY: Oh, wait, _here_ they are. Deluxe,
huh?

When Moose comes back and asks what he missed this will be what we all point out.

shut up dos

you're just jealous because i totally owned you

I'm going to cry myself to sleep, and it's all your fault :`(

I like posting pictures, uh huh.

PS: Bodog

I LIKE HOW NOBODY CARES THAT I WAS BITTEN BY A HIGHLY POISONOUS SPIDER.

No, seriously, I do!

what

i care

the pictures i posted were my "get well soon" present

you ungrateful bitch