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Mooseka and Tyrannous

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:01 am
by Mooseka
Round one.

02:54:27 Tyrannous: hello MOOSE you old psycho
02:54:36 Mooseka: hello cait.
02:54:44 Tyrannous: how's the megalomania?
02:54:52 Mooseka: pretty good!
02:54:56 Tyrannous: GRrrreat
02:54:59 Tyrannous: glad to hear it
02:55:04 Tyrannous: killed any kats lately?
02:55:09 Mooseka: not recently
02:55:12 Tyrannous: ok
02:55:16 Tyrannous: you know...
02:55:20 Tyrannous: this is actually TYRANNOUS
02:55:22 Tyrannous: not cait
02:55:31 Mooseka: well you use cait's font, so whatever.
02:55:40 Tyrannous: not to worry
02:55:46 Tyrannous: i just wanna friendly chat
02:55:51 Mooseka: k!
02:55:57 Tyrannous: why was i banned btw?
02:56:12 Mooseka: because we took a vote in #rawr and all 20 people said yes.
02:56:19 Tyrannous: hehehehe
02:56:23 Tyrannous: outstanding
02:56:31 Tyrannous: i mean well -- really
02:56:49 Tyrannous: i just showed you lj to a friend
02:56:58 Tyrannous: one of which i am about to meet at college
02:57:04 Mooseka: there's some of that amazing tyrannous english at work.
02:57:25 Tyrannous: he thought it was a wonderful collection of ramblings
02:57:35 Mooseka: but then, who doesn't!
02:57:48 Tyrannous: we are certain to have a very fruitful discussion at lunchtime about it
02:57:57 Tyrannous: can't wait!
02:58:05 Mooseka: either can I.
02:58:10 Tyrannous: you won
02:58:16 Tyrannous: you won't be there
02:58:24 Mooseka: oh, won't I?
02:58:28 Tyrannous: you'll be in the toilet jerking your cat
02:58:35 Mooseka: My cat's in the toilet? :o
02:58:38 Mooseka: FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER
02:58:55 Tyrannous: and about that kid with down's
02:59:01 Tyrannous: that one you exploited on Z2
02:59:03 Mooseka: hilarious, wasn't he?
02:59:06 Tyrannous: No
02:59:11 Tyrannous: he was a innocent child
02:59:13 Mooseka: it's funny because he's retarded.
02:59:16 Tyrannous: no
02:59:24 Tyrannous: it's funny becuase he's better than you
02:59:30 Tyrannous: because he's innocent
02:59:32 Mooseka: better than me at being a DOWNS.
02:59:36 Tyrannous: no
02:59:37 Tyrannous: at being pure
02:59:40 Tyrannous: and innocent
02:59:47 Tyrannous: and without flaw of character
02:59:50 Mooseka: Which you would know all about
02:59:55 Tyrannous: of course
02:59:59 Tyrannous: purity and goodness
03:00:01 Tyrannous: very much
03:00:09 Mooseka: shouldn't you be off humping your mother's pillow or something?
03:00:12 Tyrannous: anyway
03:00:40 *** icebowfreak@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Apr 28 03:00:40 2004
03:00:50 Tyrannous: i have to shower now. we'll continue this bitch match later
03:00:50 Tyrannous: i have more pressing issues
03:01:01 *** You may not be able to send messages to this user, as he/she appears to be offline.
03:01:03 Mooseka: K ^^


READER NOTE: The names in this conversation were edited. I was originally "I'M HERE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER" whereas tyrannous was "REGURGITATING BABIES." So I didn't confuse him for Cait when his name was Tyrannous, because that would be dumb.

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:23 am
by Zenith Nadir
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:21 pm
by Mooseka
round two!

Session Start (MSN - Mooseka:Tyrannous): Wed Apr 28 11:09:27 2004
Tyrannous: Unban me
Mooseka: Go fuck yourself.
Mooseka: I gave you a chance.
Tyrannous: chance for what?
Mooseka: To not be an idiot.
Tyrannous: to be controlled by you?
Mooseka: You failed.
Tyrannous: you forget
Tyrannous: i cannot be controlled
Mooseka: You can, however, be banned!
Mooseka: And you were.
Tyrannous: CONTROL FREAK
Tyrannous: oh it must have hurt so being the child who was neglected
Tyrannous: and i saw your pics
Tyrannous: UGLY FUCK
Mooseka: Hey look at me i'm tyrannous hurr hurr hurr pseudo psychology rocks :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: i doesn't
Tyrannous: however, knowing why you do the things you do, does.
Tyrannous: you see i know your stereotype like the back of my hand
Tyrannous: insecure
Tyrannous: lonely
Tyrannous: confused
Mooseka: No one to hold save for my mother!
Tyrannous: rejected
Mooseka: MUCH LIKE YOU
Tyrannous: neglected
Mooseka: EXCEPT YOU HAVE NO ONE TO HOLD SAVE FOR YOUR MOTHER'S PILLOW
Tyrannous: i live in ipswich you fool
Tyrannous: she lives 25 miles away
Mooseka: I'm sure.
Tyrannous: i don't have a car
Mooseka: Ahaha you're too stupid to operate a vehicle
Mooseka: I am amused.
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: i am too kind to the planet
Tyrannous: there are too many cars on the roads
Tyrannous: too much polution
Mooseka: It's a shame you haven't been hit by one.
Tyrannous: oh that's so funny
Tyrannous: but here i am tryinh to have an intelligent conversation with youj
Mooseka: im tryjiyring t ohavevea ae nad intielbelihtiet convewrsationb w/ u 2
Tyrannous: but that's too difficult for you
Tyrannous: you're a warped control freak
Mooseka: Yes, I am.
Tyrannous: no redeeming qualities
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: A warp control freak that you're begging to be unbanned by.
Mooseka: IRONIC, ISN'T IT?
Tyrannous: i don't want to be unbanned
Tyrannous: that was just to get your attention
Mooseka: I'm sure.
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: hahahahah
Tyrannous: lol!!!!!11
Mooseka: So you have nothing better to do, being a college student, than bother me?
Mooseka: Lovely.
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
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Mooseka: I think someone needs less time on his hands.
Tyrannous: you really are
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Mooseka: =D
Tyrannous: me anal rententive
Tyrannous: you
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Tyrannous: yum
Mooseka: YOU ARE MY HERO FOREVER.
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: you are a villain
Mooseka: SERIOUSLY HAVE MY BABIES
Mooseka: RIGHT NOW.
Tyrannous: and I WILL FIND YOU
Mooseka: :)))
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Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: do you shit on things?
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Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: you ARE
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: does it hurt?
Mooseka: more liek u
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: am i riet
Mooseka: 11:16:37 <pando> tell him i said hi
Mooseka: panda says hi.
Tyrannous: yes i am sure he does
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: dictionary.com will tell you what that means
Tyrannous: you could also look up some stuff by freud
Mooseka: Ahaha, freud was a moron.
Mooseka: Which is why it makes it hilarious that you follow him.
Tyrannous: if you say sp
Tyrannous: he was still right about you tho
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka: I thought you were known for your amazing grammar and spelling.
Mooseka: You're obviously not showing it.
Tyrannous: (not enough disciplin as a child)
Tyrannous: who cares
Tyrannous: this is hardly an essay or a novel is it?
Tyrannous: no
Mooseka: And obviously english only applies in class.
Tyrannous: no it applies when i'm not typing fast
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: Ahahaha
Mooseka: You aren't typing fast at all
Tyrannous: yes i am
Mooseka: you probably type like 70 wpm
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
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Mooseka: Oh burn
Mooseka: you sure got me there.
Tyrannous: it's so fun to know that you're
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
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*** icebowfreak@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Apr 28 11:21:19 2004

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 5:05 pm
by Zenith Nadir
Image

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:10 pm
by 7

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:12 pm
by 519
That is the funniest fucking thing I've read in months.

ANAL-EXPULSIVE:))))00000000000

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:15 pm
by Homz
That post made me laugh until I choked. Seriously.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:58 am
by 46
FINKLE IS EINHORN

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:21 am
by nps
King Bat wrote:FINKLE IS EINHORN
oh god yes




Also, Mooseka, keep up the good work.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:41 pm
by Alexis Janson
I like how he always talks about he's smarter than everyone else and then proceeds to flooding.

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:50 pm
by Ryan Ferneau
And that's why we love him.

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:57 pm
by 699
King Bat wrote:FINKLE IS EINHORN
EINHORN IS A MAN........OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN? GAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2004 3:31 pm
by Dr. Dos
I thought you were done ban evading you dumb shit.

This is why I like banned tyrannous more than banned scorch. Unlike you he cries himself to sleep on his mother's cum stained pillow while you decide to keep on being a moron.

ALL WE ARE SAYING IS <s>GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!</s> STOP BAN EVADING YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Posted: Sat May 01, 2004 12:30 am
by Ryan Ferneau
Here's the story:

Tyrannous was banned for being anal-expulsive. He just couldn't hold it in.

And the best cure for anal expulsion is the dreaded four-mouthed smiley.

Posted: Sun May 02, 2004 3:12 am
by Zenith Nadir
more amazingness

* tyrannous4000 has joined #rawr
<tyrannous4000> just wanna talk
<Dr_Dos> to?
<tyrannous4000> y'all
<FSFunky> <scorch> only mom listen to me :(
<Dr_Dos> brb
<tyrannous4000> FS FUNKY
<tyrannous4000> you are my hero
<tyrannous4000> you special dancing boy
<FSFunky> =(
<Nadir[scribbling]> fag
<pando> TYRANNOUS TRIED SO HARD
<pando> AND GOT SO HARD
<pando> ...
<tyrannous4000> ...here we go
* pando has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Nadir[scribbling]> i got so hard
<tyrannous4000> yesss
<tyrannous4000> HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
<tyrannous4000> who is going to view this wonderful programme?
<FSFunky> [23:06:45] FSFunky: you laughed so hard you exited IRC?
<FSFunky> [23:06:49] Crazy Panda: yes
<FSFunky> [23:06:58] Crazy Panda: i'm fucking crying
* pando has joined #rawr
<pando> i am awesome
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi
<pando> i finally stopped laughing
<tyrannous4000> good
<Stiltzkin> what up bitches
<pando> i laughed so much i was fucking crying
<tyrannous4000> yes yes
<Stiltzkin> i did that yesterday
<tyrannous4000> i get it
<tyrannous4000> very funny
<pando> shut up
<tyrannous4000> no
<Stiltzkin> two days ago, i attempted to cook rice and left most of it in a pot where it hardened
<FSFunky> no, you see, scorch if you got it
<FSFunky> you wouldn't be here
<Stiltzkin> so i took it out of the pot and my friend goes "let's run it over with my truck"
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi scorch
<Dr_Dos> i am eating CORN
<Stiltzkin> so he tries running it over, and nothing really happens at first
<tyrannous4000> yes i would be here
<Stiltzkin> but eventually it gets stuck to his tire and spreads out, all in the treads
<pando> no you wouldn't fucktard
<Stiltzkin> and it took him like an hour to get out with a garden hose
<nonde[choppysnes]> no
<pando> stiltz awesome
<nonde[choppysnes]> if you got it you would have LEFT
<tyrannous4000> oh and you're just the perfect psychologist aren't you
<nonde[choppysnes]> yes
<tyrannous4000> NO
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<tyrannous4000> when you've done the degree
<tyrannous4000> THAT'S WHEN
<nonde[choppysnes]> i have a phd in psychomology
<tyrannous4000> not a second earlier
<Dr_Dos> a phd
<Dr_Dos> a pretty huge dick.
<nonde[choppysnes]> which i made up right now
<FSFunky> scorch, you see, some people understand how people think
<Nadir[scribbling]> i like how tyrannous puts all the importance in the world ever on school grades
<FSFunky> and some people think
<FSFunky> you fall in neither of these categories
<Dr_Dos> burn
<tyrannous4000> oh that was so funny
<pando> no
<tyrannous4000> funny becuase
<FSFunky> oh that was such a crappy comeback
<pando> but true
<tyrannous4000> if you knew how i thought, you would be disturbed forever
<tyrannous4000> and ever
<nonde[choppysnes]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> i have a good idea how
<Nadir[scribbling]> it involves being a complete retard
<nonde[choppysnes]> you just want to be goth and scary
<tyrannous4000> go on then
<pando> SCORCH GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<nonde[choppysnes]> and fail miserably
<Nadir[scribbling]> get down with the sickness, rick retro
<tyrannous4000> oh look at me I can mock people and it's so fucking clever
<tyrannous4000> then you die.
<Kurushimi> have you guys heard the album version of down with the sickness
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<Kurushimi> it's so fucking hilarious
<Kurushimi> NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME OW
<Nadir[scribbling]> i love the ending
<Nadir[scribbling]> it rocks so hard.
<pando> NADIR
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi!
<pando> I HAVE THE VIDEO
<Nadir[scribbling]> awesome.
<Nadir[scribbling]> get onto soulseek or something
<Nadir[scribbling]> or dcc
* nondeSUCK has joined #rawr
<Kurushimi> i've seen them do that whole part live and it's even gayer.
<Nadir[scribbling]> panda whereabouts is it
<pando> downloads
<Nadir[scribbling]> ^^
<nondeSUCK> this is what i see
* nonde[choppysnes] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Nadir[scribbling]> what's the file name =(
<nondeSUCK> <Nadir[scribbling]> i love the ending <Kurushimi> i've seen them do that whole part live and it's even gayer.
* nondeSUCK is now known as nondescript
<pando> It's like
<pando> Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
<Nadir[scribbling]> it's not there =(
<pando> =(
<pando> I MUST RESCAN
<Nadir[scribbling]> it seems so
<Dr_Dos> so i'm just listening to all the Sonic OSTs i just downloaded
<pando> the video is hilarious
<pando> oh god how i hate scanning my shared folders in soulseek =(
<pando> but you should try now
<Nadir[scribbling]> awesome
<Nadir[scribbling]> there we go
* Dr_Dos is now known as Dr_Dos|MZX
<crankgod> fffffffffffffffffffffff
* FSFunky is listening to Freezepop - Lazy (Fashion Impression Function Ep)
<Kurushimi> :))))
<Kurushimi> tyrannous, if all of your free time is spent on z2, trolling z2, or trying to get back on z2, then you need to get off the fucking internet.
<pando> oh man... i can't wait 'til autumn
<Kurushimi> y??
<Kurushimi> lol
<pando> i'll be going to another school
<pando> my current school is the sux
<tyrannous4000> SCHOOL IS GOOD
<tyrannous4000> GIVE THE TEACHERS MORE POWER
<tyrannous4000> I SAY
<pando> shut up
<Nadir[scribbling]> <Nadir[scribbling]> i like how tyrannous puts all the importance in the world ever on school grades
<pando> =D
<tyrannous4000> i was taling about kids having the power to accuse teachers of fondling
<Nadir[scribbling]> oh
<tyrannous4000> not grading
<Nadir[scribbling]> well ok then
<Nadir[scribbling]> that makes sense
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm still right though
<tyrannous4000> NO
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes.
<tyrannous4000> Oh that's so clever of you Nadir.
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes.
<tyrannous4000> anyway
* FSFunky is listening to Theme - Super Mario Bros (Themes)
<tyrannous4000> REAL HUMOUR IS IN HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU
<tyrannous4000> BRB
<Nadir[scribbling]> god
* tyrannous4000 has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Nadir[scribbling]> tyrannous likes have i got news for you
<Nadir[scribbling]> i can never watch that show again
<Nadir[scribbling]> damnit

during this, in query;

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<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<Nadir[scribbling]> what, like food rations and tents and stuff
<tyrannous4000> NO
<tyrannous4000> check again
<tyrannous4000> anyway
<Nadir[scribbling]> no, i think so.
<Nadir[scribbling]> you're going on a journey far away
<tyrannous4000> you can't be bothered to look it up?
<tyrannous4000> that's sad
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> no i can't
<tyrannous4000> too bad
<tyrannous4000> i'll do it for you
<Nadir[scribbling]> gay
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> NUMBER 5
<tyrannous4000> READ CAREFULLY
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm not looking
<tyrannous4000> then we cannot have this discussion
<Nadir[scribbling]> ok
<tyrannous4000> becuase you believe that I am going camping
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes i do!
<tyrannous4000> what a shame
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<Nadir[scribbling]> no.
<tyrannous4000> look
<tyrannous4000> then i am right
<tyrannous4000> and you fear this
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<tyrannous4000> so: I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> still stands
<Nadir[scribbling]> the more i don't look, the more you whinge
<Nadir[scribbling]> which is always fun
<tyrannous4000> i see
<Nadir[scribbling]> good.
<tyrannous4000> i'm not in anyway annoyed by what you're doing
<tyrannous4000> so you may as well not bother
<tyrannous4000> but the flaw here is
<tyrannous4000> you already know meaning 5.
<tyrannous4000> you're just playing dumb
<Nadir[scribbling]> more like
<Nadir[scribbling]> you're dumb
<tyrannous4000> so you don't know what provision means?
<tyrannous4000> that's a shame
<Nadir[scribbling]> duh no
<Nadir[scribbling]> no i don't
<tyrannous4000> well
<tyrannous4000> then look it up
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<tyrannous4000> and then you'll KNOW
<tyrannous4000> see
<tyrannous4000> it's cool!
<tyrannous4000> but if you want to remain a buffoon...don't
<Nadir[scribbling]> ok
<tyrannous4000> bufoon
<tyrannous4000> anal-expulsive that is
<Nadir[scribbling]> :)))
<tyrannous4000> there's a whole bunch of you out there
<tyrannous4000> and i'm going to kill you all
<tyrannous4000> and hide the bodies
<tyrannous4000> in all my anal-retentive glory
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> we could not agree
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> you're being bad again
<Nadir[scribbling]> ever
<tyrannous4000> it's not that you're being BAD
<tyrannous4000> it's that you're gaining satisfaction from it
<tyrannous4000> and this is...unacceptable to say the least
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm going to be punished
<tyrannous4000> BAD is good
<Nadir[scribbling]> war is love
<tyrannous4000> but only when it's tyrannous being a pseudo hero
<tyrannous4000> you're such a twat
<Nadir[scribbling]> ^^
<tyrannous4000> and i saw that awful headphones picture on z2
<tyrannous4000> you ARE fury aren't you
<Nadir[scribbling]> that wasn't me, you dipshit.
<tyrannous4000> your face looked kind of fury
<Nadir[scribbling]> that was snazin
<tyrannous4000> well
<tyrannous4000> you all look the same to me
<tyrannous4000> UGLY
<tyrannous4000> and STUPID
<Nadir[scribbling]> oh no
<tyrannous4000> NO FRIENDS
<Nadir[scribbling]> i am insulted
<tyrannous4000> CLINGING TO ZZT
<Nadir[scribbling]> and cryinh
<tyrannous4000> for that's all you have
<Nadir[scribbling]> ohs ghgod
<Nadir[scribbling]> i canat cgo ofn
<tyrannous4000> yes you can
<tyrannous4000> be STRONG
<Nadir[scribbling]> brb cutting self
<tyrannous4000> come back to the light.

--

after have i got news for you finishes, he returns. however, before the main event, the query saga continues! a bit

<tyrannous> you're such a twat Nadir
<tyrannous> thinking that you can control ME
<tyrannous> tell ME what I can like
<tyrannous> what ideals I can hold
<Nadir> you think you can understand me
<Nadir> you think you know what i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> all i hear, voices in my soul
<Nadir> all i know, i cannot control
<tyrannous> i do know what you are
<tyrannous> a DEMON

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<tyrannous> that was the funniest
<Nadir> i hate it when tyrannous likes the same things i like
<Nadir> stop it
<tyrannous> what?
<tyrannous> you know
<tyrannous> i can like what the hell i want
<Nadir> no you can't
<tyrannous> YES I CAN
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<Nadir> no
<tyrannous> YOU HAVE NO CONTROL
<tyrannous> I STILL ENJOY IT
<{FR}poopin> yay
<{FR}poopin> hi tyrannous
<tyrannous> ...and still
<tyrannous> oh you know what
<tyrannous> I STILL FUCKING ENJOY IT
<tyrannous> ZERO POWER NADIR
<Nadir> ok
<tyrannous> you probably like it for different reasons anyway
<tyrannous> ...hehe
* {FR}poopin giggles.
<{FR}poopin> wait when did moose make z2
<{FR}poopin> and invite anyone in
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<Nadir> moose never made z2
<Nadir> oh wait
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<Nadir> ahahaha yeah
<Nadir> i think that was scorch
<tyrannous> FISHFOOD :(
<Nadir> fishfood was a superhero
<tyrannous> yes
<tyrannous> an avuncular superhero
<Nadir> gay
<tyrannous> he likes his nephews
<tyrannous> what's wrong with that?
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<{FR}poopin> hi
<jojoisjo> hello
<jojoisjo> Mwa, I finished it. The best ZZT RPG engine evar. Now to actually use it.
<tyrannous> jojoisgay
<{FR}poopin> what the
<{FR}poopin> it's not like he came in here and went 'lol HEY TYRANNSUCKS lolz'
<Nadir> that's not very nice
<jojoisjo> tyra is trying to move up the ladder of command by challenging my stature.
<{FR}poopin> tyrannass
<jojoisjo> It's like what wolves do.
<Nadir> <tyrannous> you're such a twat Nadir
<Nadir> <tyrannous> thinking that you can control ME
<Nadir> <tyrannous> tell ME what I can like
<Nadir> <tyrannous> what ideals I can hold
<jojoisjo> BEFORE THE BETTER ONE KICKS THEIR ASS
<crankgod> ...WHAT
<crankgod> that's hilarious
<jojoisjo> Hey Nadir, Am I allowed to like Peanut Butter?
<Nadir> jojoisjo since you asked so nicely, yes
<jojoisjo> Chunky?
<Nadir> yep!
<jojoisjo> Woo!
<jojoisjo> I luv u
<Nadir> but of course
<crankgod> Hi JoJoIsJo! I Like You Too
<jojoisjo> Hi Crank!
<{FR}poopin> crank tried to download pillows mp3s
<{FR}poopin> crank do you like the pillows
<jojoisjo> Crank is my buddy.
<crankgod> nuero i only got like 1/8 of one song in 3 hours
<Nadir> the pillows are tyrannous' favourite band
<jojoisjo> The Pillows are neato.
<crankgod> the mother's pillows
<jojoisjo> So NAdir says, so it is.
<{FR}poopin> crank i was probably downloading naruto anyways
<jojoisjo> God damnit.. I gotta go sit in a game store and yell at kids and play games.
<{FR}poopin> but uhh you can it them from someone else i'm sure
<jojoisjo> And get paid for it.
<jojoisjo> :(
<jojoisjo> Woe is me.
<crankgod> hahah
<crankgod> your job sucks
<crankgod> except it doesn't
<jojoisjo> hhehe tyran IMed me
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> go and do that in the street
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> and see if you get away with it
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> you won't if I find you
<Nadir> yes
<crankgod> do what in the street
<jojoisjo> I don't know
<{FR}poopin> what does that mean
<tyrannous> poop
<jojoisjo> apparently talk about my job?
<Nadir> like peanut butter
<Nadir> you're not allowed to like peanut butter in public
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<Nadir> or tyrannous will get you
<Clecky> hey
<{FR}poopin> hi clecky
<{FR}poopin> guess who is here
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<Clecky> who here has that really stupid picture of me
<crankgod> yes
<tyrannous> you were like saying that this is still a meritocracy; you're wrong
<Clecky> who is here
<Clecky> oh
<Clecky> hahah yeah
<crankgod> "get" as in dryhump you like a pillow
<{FR}poopin> meritocracy
<Clecky> hes a huge fag
<Clecky> you need a life tyrannous
<Nadir> yes
<Nadir> he is
<Clecky> go outside
<jojoisjo> I'm a huge fag?
<tyrannous> this country is owned by fag weaklings
<jojoisjo> :(
<Clecky> not you jojo
<Clecky> i love you
<jojoisjo> I love you too Clecky.
<Clecky> aww
<Nadir> tyrannous is expounding his nazi creed of eugenics and blood and iron
<crankgod> if this country is owned by fag weaklings, wouldn't it be easy to overthrow them?
<Clecky> now which one of you shiteaters has my photo
<{FR}poopin> jojo made bill the forg and it rocked.
<tyrannous> NO
<{FR}poopin> crank not really.
<crankgod> if it isn't easy, they must not be so weak!
<Nadir> yes
<tyrannous> they HOLD THE POWER
<jojoisjo> It's great in this ZZT game I will never release but had the urge to work on I decided to put peeople in it, but not actuaslly PUT them it it.
<{FR}poopin> because they have ARMIEZ
<jojoisjo> Like Nadir is in it - But he is Nate Deer.
<tyrannous> that is beyond the strength of well armed MEN
<tyrannous> the power of ECONOMICS
<jojoisjo> ERGONOMICS
<{FR}poopin> if the united states government was ever in danger of being overthrown in a violent revolution bush would shit himself
<{FR}poopin> and oh how the children would smile
<tyrannous> it's like people are forced to go out and work for a living and they cannot overthrow the government to put an end to this
<Clecky> haha
<Clecky> i love how i come back here
<crankgod> ahahah
<crankgod> yeah working sucks
<Clecky> and tyrannous is being a dumbass
<crankgod> people should get things for free
<Nadir> as usual
<jojoisjo> If I was president I would reinstate the Red Scare.
<tyrannous> no
<Clecky> it really makes my day
<jojoisjo> Put everyone in their place.
<{FR}poopin> people should get paid the same
<tyrannous> i'm saying that SHOULD work
<Clecky> tyrannous i love you
<jojoisjo> This 'unpatriotic' stuff isn't strong enough
<Clecky> please kiss me tyrannous
<jojoisjo> we have to go back to thinking everyone is a commie.
<tyrannous> no
<Clecky> k
<Clecky> =(
<{FR}poopin> more like red terror
<jojoisjo> YES
<{FR}poopin> lozl
<tyrannous> what do you think i'm a communist?
<jojoisjo> THE RED TERROR IS IN YOUR BACKYARD
<tyrannous> you're wrong
<crankgod> yes
<jojoisjo> I would post those signs on the streeets.
<{FR}poopin> the red terror probed your ass with dynamite.
<jojoisjo> :O
<jojoisjo> AND IT DID
<{FR}poopin> yes
<{FR}poopin> it
<{FR}poopin> it's the sad and frightening truth
<jojoisjo> The red terror raped your grandmother.
<{FR}poopin> THIS IS HOW THEY CONTROL YOU.
<Clecky> jojo dont let the red terror take credit for everyting
<{FR}poopin> it's kind of sad that moose isn't here.
<Clecky> not really
<tyrannous> this is fucking awesome
<Clecky> moose eats shit anyways
<tyrannous> you guys would all be in a metal hospital if you spent time on the streets
<jojoisjo> No wonder he smells like poo
<Clecky> yeah
<Clecky> also he doesnt wipe
<{FR}poopin> metal hospitals suck.
<{FR}poopin> i like plastic ones.
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<crankgod> we don't hump our mother's pillows
<jojoisjo> OH NO GET THIS ALUMINUM TO ER POST HASTE
<tyrannous> mental hospitals
<Clecky> tyrannous is a thug from da streetz
<crankgod> who belongs in a mental hospital
<tyrannous> no
<Nadir> yes
<Clecky> yeah
<Clecky> he is
<nonde[choppysnes]> awesome
<Clecky> thug angel
<Nadir> clecky
<tyrannous> i'm AGAINST the thugs
<{FR}poopin> i doubt i would be in a mental hospital but uhh i'd probably be like
<{FR}poopin> dead
* nonde[choppysnes] is now known as nondescript
<jojoisjo> Tyr owns a gang.
* woodstock is now known as FSFunky
<FSFunky> well that was fun
<Clecky> hahha
<Clecky> tyrannous is a good charlotte song
<{FR}poopin> hi funky
<crankgod> yes
<crankgod> he is
<nondescript> i like joining irc in the middle of a conversation and my first four lines are things like 'we don't hump our mother's pillows'
<Clecky> haha
<crankgod> a good charlotte song with an unlimited amount of free time
<nondescript> and they don't make any sense at all.
<tyrannous> nor do i
<tyrannous> there is utterly no evidence to back up your theory
<tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge
<{FR}poopin> o,
<Clecky> nadir im gonna get my holy water k
<{FR}poopin> i'm confused
<FSFunky> hey it's my favourite care-bear
<FSFunky> tyrannous
<Clecky> and banish U!!!!!!
<Nadir> we enjoy the knowledge that you like to jizz on your mom's face
<{FR}poopin> tyrannous please explain what the fuck you're talking about
<crankgod> hahahah you sound like a badly translated japanese rant
<Clecky> funky hes so loveable
<tyrannous> i NEVER FUCKING CAME ON ANYONE'S PILLOW
<tyrannous> GET IT?
<Clecky> no
<tyrannous> I NEVER DID ANYTHING OF THE KIND
<Clecky> fag
<Clecky> you wouldnt
<crankgod> now you're getting defensive
<Clecky> loser
<nondescript> YOU ADMITTED IT
* crankgod changes topic to 'Crank: I'm not brooding over shit, i'm just saying i'm pissed that people like Mooseka make a site, invite people in, then treat them like shit. I didn't ask for half the flames i've receaved over the last few months. | [17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge'
<nondescript> on z2
<tyrannous> show ME
<Nadir> =)
<Clecky> k
<nondescript> fuck that
<tyrannous> SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE THAT I ADMITTED IT
<tyrannous> NOW
<tyrannous> SHOW ME
<nondescript> i'm busy finding roms
<tyrannous> FOR FUCK SAKE
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (no caps plz)
<Nadir> =D
<Clecky> <tryannous> i want to cum on my mommys pillow then shit all over her tits while having a monster orgasm
<{FR}poopin> haha
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<tyrannous> I SAID SHOW ME THE THREAD
<Nadir> we lost it, sadly
<tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (second warning)
<Nadir> but it was there
<Clecky> straight from the thread
<crankgod> NEVA
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<nondescript> who doesn't remember that thread
<Nadir> =D
<Dr_Dos> god today is quite lugubrious
<tyrannous> FUCKIGN
* crankgod changes topic to 'Crank: I'm not brooding over shit, i'm just saying i'm pissed that people like Mooseka make a site, invite people in, then treat them like shit. I didn't ask for half the flames i've receaved over the last few months. | [17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge | [17:30] <tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT'
<Nadir> yeah, that thread was awesome
<tyrannous> THAT'S FORGERY
<FSFunky> and I said "SHOW ME YOUR TITS"
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (third warning)
<Nadir> oh no clecky
<nondescript> no
<Clecky> dos youre darganderous
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<Nadir> tyrannous is going to sue you
* crankgod changes topic to '[17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge | [17:30] <tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT | [17:30] <tyrannous> FUCKIGN'
<nondescript> it's YOU LYING
<Nadir> for forgery
<tyrannous> I'LL GET YOU FFOR THIS NADIr
<Clecky> haha
<Dr_Dos> i like how we have logs of moose talking to you about it
<Nadir> =)
<Clecky> im being sued by a smelly 12 year old
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (fourth warning)
<Nadir> <tyrannous> I'LL GET YOU FFOR THIS NADIr
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* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (fifth warning)
<jojoisjo> So what's this I heard about Tyrannous finding pillows to molest?
<{FR}poopin> hahaha
<Nadir> well jojoisjo
<Nadir> once upon a time
<Clecky> its simple
<Clecky> haha hes gone
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<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> v
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<Clecky> haha
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<Nadir> ok
* jojoisjo sits down infront of Nadir for story time.
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
* crankgod sets mode: +b *!*rickretro@*.co.uk
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (jerk)
<Clecky> tyrannous
<Clecky> v
<crankgod> sorry
<Clecky> hahah
<Clecky> its all good
<crankgod> but he's god damned annoying
<Nadir> that rocked
<jojoisjo> Indeed
<Clecky> yes
<crankgod> nadir
<crankgod> you should find out where he lives
<Clecky> whos saltfleet
<crankgod> and show up at his door

i tried to give him my address after but he left =((((