Official "Ask Mooseka" Thread!

dave2 · Post by **dave2** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:02 am

Post here to ask Mooseka questions close to your heart! Mooseka will answer quickly and courteously. Ask him anything, it can be about ZZT, Real life, Love Troubles or even a question pertaining to your homework! Anything goes in the Ask Mooseka thread!

Be sure to thank Mooseka and use a pseudonym when posting. ^_^

667 · Post by **667** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:07 am

what's that gooey stuff that leaks outta my pee-thing?

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:10 am

The work of Satan. God sees what you do in the bathroom, Meantee, and if you don't stop he says he's going to personally come down and bitchslap your ass to H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS.

-Mooseka.

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:11 am

why did my cat die =(

i appreciate this moose

"friend of furry"

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:18 am

Because cats need food, you dumb fuck. And no, semen doesn't count.

-Mooseka

nps · Post by **nps** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:38 am

I kiss boys and jack off boys and have sex with boys. Does this mean I'm gay?

love nps xoxoxox

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:10 pm

Yes.

-Mooseka

699 · Post by **699** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:38 pm

I have a question for the one who knows everything.

"What is Z2 really about?"

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 7:02 pm

I can answer that one.

Not ZZT.

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:29 pm

DOS IS RIGHT also scorch you're banned so go back to being banned now thx.

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 9:45 pm

Whenever I try to tie my boyfriend up while we're having sex, he gets nervous and says 'no'. How do I explain that I love him and only do this out of fiery passion? How do I get him to trust me? How do I convey the idea that this is all symbolic of my yearning to have him forever? How do I explain this to a child?

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:43 pm

/shudder

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:04 pm

Who CARES if he's scared? Call him a pussy crybaby, maybe smack him around a few times. Don't worry, he'll give in.

-Mooseka

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:13 pm

Why does DMZX have like a million emoticons but all of them suck?

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:15 pm

<strike>because dmzx admins are pussy faggots</strike>

SUCK IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. Maybe other people like them! ahaha no

-Mooseka

im nadir :D