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Suicide is the answer, kids.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:25 am
by EvilMario
Having idled in #rawr for the past week, and the IRC since the beginning of time I've had epiphany every idler will experience. I've asked myself, what is my reason for living? Shockingly, I actually found a few so suicide is off until at least next year.

Now out of bordem, and waiting for my next level up in idlerpg on esper I've created a homoghey poll. Sure, it's limiting, I'll be flamed, and it'll probably cause mass suicide, but.. wait.. this is great.

Okay, just vote and reply. Thanks.
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EM

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:35 am
by Mooseka
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER BRUTHAZ CAN'T DENY

WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG.

Re:

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:05 am
by 661
Oh, my lord Moose, where would I be without your poetry?

:whole:

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:54 am
by Mooseka
Not in any Z-Unit songs, that's where.

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:23 pm
by Zenith Nadir
you didn't list "delusions of grandeur" so i'm not voting

Re:

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:57 pm
by 661
You didn't list "evocative sexual connotations of Alice In Wonderland", so I am not voting.

:magicmissle:

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:48 pm
by Commodore
I LIVE TO BRING DOWN THE MAN

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:33 pm
by Stak
MY REASON FOR LIVING IS BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE DYING AT THE MOMENT.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:50 pm
by Homz
My reason for living is that suicide is for fags.

Suicide is bad.

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:57 pm
by Quantum P.
Also, if you kill yourself, you're commiting murder. And since you don't have any time to repent of your sin, suicide will send you straight to that very warm place...

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:42 am
by Zenith Nadir
no it won't

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:57 am
by Dr. Dos
when you die you go to Pittsburgh I believe. Ask Hobbes.

Re: Suicide is bad.

Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 2:14 am
by 570
Quantum P. wrote:Also, if you kill yourself, you're commiting murder. And since you don't have any time to repent of your sin, suicide will send you straight to that very warm place...
At least you'll never be cold.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:46 pm
by 576
Cos i'm not tired of life just yet. Gimme a few more years.

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:17 pm
by Mooseka
WE DON'T HAVE A FEW MORE YEARS