TECKI HAS A THEORY
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:18 pm
AHA, YES, I HAVE DEVISED A THEORY.
- AN INNOCENT CHILD FINDS OUT ABOUT ZZT, HE GOES 'AH YES ZZT IS AMAZING I MUST FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO USE ZZT' (MISTAKE ONE ), AFTER JOINING THE FORUMS HE REALIZES MOST EVERYONE HATES ZZT AND THEREFORE HATES HIM, HE THEREFORE RANTS AND RAVES ABOUT EVERYTHING, PRETENDING HE DOESNT LIKE ZZT, AND SAYS SOMETHING LIKE 'OMG BAN ME I DONT CARE' (MISTAKE TWO). OUR BRAVE HERO THEN SAYS 'OH CRAP I DO LIKE ZZT!' AND LOGICALLY MOVES TO ZEUXWORLD (MISTAKE THREE). DURING HIS STAY AT ZEUXWORLD HE REALIZES NO-ONE THERE LIKES ZZT EITHER AND ITS WORSE BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE MZXERS THEN ZZTERS ANYWAY SO EVERYONE'S LIKE 'LOL' AND THE FELLOW FEELS REJECTED. SUDDENLY HE GOES 'HEY THIS MZX THING LOOKS GOOD MAYBE I CAN BECOME A GREAT MEGAZEUXER LOL ZZT SUCKED
ANYWAY' (MISTAKE FOUR) SO HE DOWNLOADS MZX AND RELEASES ABOUT 6 GAMES WHICH LOOK WORSE THEN ZZT GAMES AND THINKS HE IS SETTLED, THEN COMES THE AMAZING SARCASM WHICH WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE IN THE ZZT AND MZX COMMUNITY. IF THE FELLOW MAKES THE ULTIMATE MISTAKE OF GOING ON THE IRC, ESPECIALLY #ZEUXWORLD, THEN HE IS LOST FOREVER. THEN COMES THE EXCITING PART, AFTER HAVING BEEN RIDICULED, LAUGHED AT, AND MADE TO CRY OFTEN AT ZEUXWORLD. GUESS WHAT OUR FRIEND DOES?. HE MAKES ANOTHER ACCOUNT AT Z2 AND PRETENDS ZZTERS ARE HIS FRIENDS HOHOHOHO A VERY WORTHWILE STORY IM GLAD I HAVE BEEN OF SERVICE.
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- AN INNOCENT CHILD FINDS OUT ABOUT ZZT, HE GOES 'AH YES ZZT IS AMAZING I MUST FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO USE ZZT' (MISTAKE ONE ), AFTER JOINING THE FORUMS HE REALIZES MOST EVERYONE HATES ZZT AND THEREFORE HATES HIM, HE THEREFORE RANTS AND RAVES ABOUT EVERYTHING, PRETENDING HE DOESNT LIKE ZZT, AND SAYS SOMETHING LIKE 'OMG BAN ME I DONT CARE' (MISTAKE TWO). OUR BRAVE HERO THEN SAYS 'OH CRAP I DO LIKE ZZT!' AND LOGICALLY MOVES TO ZEUXWORLD (MISTAKE THREE). DURING HIS STAY AT ZEUXWORLD HE REALIZES NO-ONE THERE LIKES ZZT EITHER AND ITS WORSE BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE MZXERS THEN ZZTERS ANYWAY SO EVERYONE'S LIKE 'LOL' AND THE FELLOW FEELS REJECTED. SUDDENLY HE GOES 'HEY THIS MZX THING LOOKS GOOD MAYBE I CAN BECOME A GREAT MEGAZEUXER LOL ZZT SUCKED
ANYWAY' (MISTAKE FOUR) SO HE DOWNLOADS MZX AND RELEASES ABOUT 6 GAMES WHICH LOOK WORSE THEN ZZT GAMES AND THINKS HE IS SETTLED, THEN COMES THE AMAZING SARCASM WHICH WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE IN THE ZZT AND MZX COMMUNITY. IF THE FELLOW MAKES THE ULTIMATE MISTAKE OF GOING ON THE IRC, ESPECIALLY #ZEUXWORLD, THEN HE IS LOST FOREVER. THEN COMES THE EXCITING PART, AFTER HAVING BEEN RIDICULED, LAUGHED AT, AND MADE TO CRY OFTEN AT ZEUXWORLD. GUESS WHAT OUR FRIEND DOES?. HE MAKES ANOTHER ACCOUNT AT Z2 AND PRETENDS ZZTERS ARE HIS FRIENDS HOHOHOHO A VERY WORTHWILE STORY IM GLAD I HAVE BEEN OF SERVICE.
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