:redeemerwhore:
Last time, on CAPTAIN AUTISM, our hero seemed to be defeated by a tragic turn of events! What will happen now?
The president declares a State of Emergency due to the attacks of the 50-foot FSFunky
:emo: :emo: :emo:
The people are sad and some are even nearly driven to suicide
:frostyangel:
But what is this? A ghost? No!
Captain Autism has recovered!

:slavedriver:
He uses his Magic Autism Rope to tie up the FSFunky
And hitches it to some TIE Fighters so they can throw it into the sun
:jump:
The people are happy because their hero has returned
:sex:
Some are more happy than others
\m/ :hippy:
A party is held in honor of Captain Autism's bravery
And he is to be awarded a gold star
But Captain Autism doesn't show up! Only Ando...
His secret identity, and the city, are safe for another day
:drussrox:
Until the next supervillian strikes, but that is another story, and another episode of...
CAPTAIN AUTISM!