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SCHRODINGER SEZ:

"Quantum Autism Theory postulates that the phenomena related to Autism result solely from our inability to perceive time, space, and Ando all at once."

Interestingly, this is also fundamental teaching of Zen Autism, a sect of Autism founded by an Indian prince named Anddha over 2500 years ago.

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Autism is founded on the Four Autistic Truths:

1) There is Autism (Auttha). The Autism has been understood by Anddha.
2) The origin of Autism is Ando.
3) There can be cessation of Autism.
4) The way out of Autism is the Eightfold path (of Autism).
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I actually have just studied Buddha last week in my Ethics class.

But yeah that's pretty hilarious.
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All that Buddhism talk sounds very familiar to me. I must have read it in this awesome book that was in my high school library called The World's Great Scriptures. I really want to learn about things like that in college but apparently there is some law that engineering students are not allowed to take any classes that are remotely interesting.

engineering sucks 8(



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Thank you Aplsos and MadTom for your explanations of the science and philosophy behind autism.
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I still don't get autism.
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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autism explained easy:

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"Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men." Harry J. Anslinger, 1929
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:tie: :tie: :tie:
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!

Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!

Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
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nuero wrote:Have fun autisming me. If there's a big, autistic button, I think Ando should get to be the one to push it. He seemed the most autistic by having to deal with me. I don't know what your autism is, Ando, but I'm sorry for autisming you so much. I hope you feel autistic after I'm autistic, and everyone speaks with all autistic letters again.
I can use autism as a verb.
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my autism beats like a drum
dum dum dum
dum dum dum
this is a deep and meaningful quote
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TTTPPP wrote:
nuero wrote:Have fun autisming me. If there's a big, autistic button, I think Ando should get to be the one to push it. He seemed the most autistic by having to deal with me. I don't know what your autism is, Ando, but I'm sorry for autisming you so much. I hope you feel autistic after I'm autistic, and everyone speaks with all autistic letters again.
I can use autism as a verb.
autism: it's what you do
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I did autism ;)
this is a deep and meaningful quote
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autism; my drug of choice
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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koffing! autism attack!
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